Dress Your Age

According to MSN, the following should not be worn by women 35+:

Tie Dye
Short Shorts
Ripped Jeans
Off-the-Shoulder Shirts
Light or Bright-Colored Leggings
Chunky Platform Shoes
Ruffles
Bare Midriffs
Sheer Fabrics Over Sexy Undergarments (should anyone be wearing this in public?)
Gladiator Sandals
Sparkly Makeup
Dark Red Lipstick

Dang. I had it until the red lipstick. I haven't liked that color anyway.