Time waster alert! Hilarious vids of Improv Everywhere's stunts at their website. My favorite mission of all is Best Game Ever. How awesome.
Happy Birthday Dad!!
And a Google Game...
For each question, type your name where told to do so. Use the first result that is logical as its own sentence for each question.
1. Type in "[your name] needs" in Google search:
Kathy needs to give herself some credit.
2. Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Kathy looks like a rich suburban transvestite, happily living out her golden years wearing tacky clothing and riding around on penis-shaped floats, waving to the crowd like the Queen Mother.
3. Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
Kathy likes pink.
4. Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
Kathy says: Zest those lemons, among other money-saving tips.
5. Type in "[your name] wants " in Google search:
Kathy wants a pay-raise from Bravo.
6. Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Kathy does an awesome job with what most of you don't realize exists in this business- the %&*#$@* books.
7. Type in "[your name] hates " in Google search:
Kathy hates it when other people keep her from getting much-needed sleep and when someone is being narrow-minded.
8. Type in "[your name] can" in Google search:
Kathy can keep her Bravo contract & comedy clubs & go around saying all the filthy, vulgar things she says for the people who appreciate that sort of thing.
9. Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
Kathy goes in for a blood test- she's already tried a home pregnancy kit.
10. Type in "[your name] is" in Google search:
Kathy is an oceanography officer in the U.S. Naval Reserve, holding the rank of Captain.
11. Type in "[your name] loves " in Google search:
Kathy loves the ocean, the crashing of the waves, and collecting worn shells in the soft white sand.
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