Friday Amusement

Friday, February 15, 2019

Yesterday, the colonoscopy anesthesiologist chatted with me about the anesthesia, and then did the normal round of medical history questions- that list of 100 things from seasonal allergies to stroke, where you say, "no...no...no...yes...no...no..." Always fun.

When she was finally on her way out of the room, she smiled and said, "Well, I'm glad you made it through the..."

I thought she was going to say, "...colonoscopy prep meds!"

She said, "...Hodgkin's and breast cancer!"

Ha! Yes, that, too! But those laxatives. Seriously y'all.

Another thing that's been making me laugh lately is a hilarious moment on the show "The Kids Are Alright." A kid is on the phone with someone, making an excuse that he can't do something, because his grandfather is dying. He whispers to his brother to make a noise in the background like he's dying, and the brother shrieks...

"AAAAAAAAAAH!! I'VE BEEN SHOT!!"

Yep!

Still hilarious!

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Colonoscopy!

Thursday, February 14, 2019

On an unrelated note- I explained Fudgsicles to Scott and Julie the other day. It reminded me of that time I took toddler Lauren to "Mixed Age" Mothers Club playgroup, and a mom with an older child brought lollipops, and Lauren was like, What the heck is this? 

It isn't easy to describe a Fudgsicle.

Just saying.

So... I had my first screening colonoscopy this morning! Whee! The colonoscopy itself was nothing. Easy peasy. Had propofol and was in and out of the place within an hour of the start of the procedure.

The prep diet wasn't bad- two days of low-fiber diet followed by a day of liquids only. The low-fiber diet is fine. Any diet with pasta, chocolate and cheese on it is good by me. The liquids-only day is okay. You'll be good and hangry by the time you start taking the prep meds.

The prep medications did suck, as reported by millions before me. I used the Plenvue prescription prep. The doc's office and pharmacist say today's preps are far better than 10 years ago, in volume (reduced from gallons to pints), taste (fruit punch or mango... and SALT - ACK), and ease of gastrointestinal expulsion (no cramping, nausea, etc. just expulsion). Only... the TASTE though. Egads. I made it through the first round of mango/salt solution. The second dose (fruit punch, much better than the mango I think) I got down about 3/4 of the glass and then upchucked it all. I finished the last 4 or so ounces (yes!!). It was still fine.

The chaser drink, after completing the med, should be something tart, like lemonade or limeade (pulp-free of course, just use a powder mix). I tried ginger ale and it was more of the uber-sweet taste of the prep, which was just too too much sweet. *shudder*

I am thrilled to report that I got a score of 9 (the maximum, no 10, why?!) on the clearing out of my GI tract, so when Jeff has his colonoscopy next week, it's totally a competition.

Bonus- They gave me photos of my colon, which I can't wait to show my daughter! If only I were still a scrapbooker!

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