RIP Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds

Thursday, December 29, 2016

My gosh, so sad. Carrie Fisher was so funny, and honest and open about her life, giving a voice to many people suffering with mental illness and addiction. Debbie Reynolds was a legend as an actress, singer and dancer. Mother and daughter passing within a day of each other is heart-wrenching. Hope they're laughing together in the hereafter.

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RIP George Michael

Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Sadness.

Such an incredible talent and generous citizen of the world, gone too soon.



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Sunday Stealing: The Xmas Questions of 2016

Saturday, December 24, 2016

Settling in for a relaxing Saturday Christmas Eve! Merry Christmas everyone!

Sunday Stealing: The Xmas Questions of 2016

1. Do you send out Xmas cards and if so how many do you send?

I haven't sent cards in years. When I did, I mailed about 30.

2. Do you write and send a holiday letter to describe your year?

Another thing I haven't done for years. The last one was 2008. I loved sending holiday letters! I kept them light, including a recipe, gift guides, cartoons, etc. Not your standard letters. I was thrilled that people looked forward to them, much like I anticipate Gib's hilarious annual New Year's letter, which never disappoints!

3. What do you think of photo cards?
Love them! I especially like getting them from old friends I don't see regularly.

4. How about the tree thing – do you have one every year? Do you prefer a real or artificial?
I prefer artificial, because I don't like things that require maintenance, especially at Christmas time. We've had one every year, except for the first two years after we got the kittens. I was afraid they would destroy my special ornaments. Turns out, the just rub their faces on the lower branches and play with the bottom level ornaments. I just put kitty-proof ornaments there.

5. Describe your typical tree (size, decorations, type). If you don’t have a tree, do you decorate and if so, tell us about it. (If you don’t decorate make up a story here…)

Our tree is a 7' pre-lit evergreen. The lights are multi-colored. All our ornaments are from places we've traveled or activities we've done over the years as a family.

6. Do you hang up stockings? Whose names are on them (and relationships)? 
I put up stockings for Jeff (the hubby), Lauren (the kiddo), me, and the kitties- Kiptyn and Maya.

7. Your favorite Xmas movie(s) are?
Love Actually, Frosty the Snowman, The Year Without a Santa Claus

8. Tell us about an Xmas movie you hate.
Bad Santa. It's just obnoxious.

9. What’s favorite Xmas Song(s)?
Oh Holy Night, Blue Christmas, Merry Christmas Darling, Underneath the Tree, I'll be Home for Christmas

10. What holiday song makes you want to hurl?
"Christmas Time is Here" from A Charlie Brown Christmas. It gives me the heebie jeebies.

11. What do you prefer for your holiday meal?

I'm not picky, but we usually have the typical American holiday dinner.

12. When do you open your gifts?
Christmas morning, like normal people

13. Do you buy gifts for your pet?
sometimes

14. What's the worst gift you've ever gotten?
I absolutely hate getting any clothing items other than A&M shirts/hats/socks/etc.

15. Do you ever travel for the holiday?
We almost always go to my in-laws' house in DFW.

16. Did you see Santa as a child?
I visited him at the mall, but I never saw him at the house.

17. Have you ever gone caroling?
Several times when I was growing up.

18. Do you drive around and look at the Xmas lights? 
Yes

19. Have you ever had a white Christmas?
Yep. I lived in Kansas when I was 5-6. Also, Dallas gets snow every few years at Christmas. One night we got trapped out in a crazy snowstorm and had to drive 15 miles of icy, snow-blind freeways to get to Jeff's parents' house from my brother-in-law's house. Scary!

20. Do you know how to ice skate? If yes, when did you skate the last time? 
Yes, but I haven't skated in 12-13 years.

21. Are we crazy for thinking that the holiday season is WAY too commercial?
Nope. It's WAY too commercial.

22. Have you ever worked Xmas eve or Xmas day?
Nope, thank goodness. Just lucky.

23. What are your Xmas pet peeves?
I don't think I have any!

24. What’s your favorite thing about the holidays?
Getting together with friends and family, and the change of pace with decorations, Christmas music, vacations. Also great movies!
 
25. Here's your chance to say something significant to our players. Go for it!
To the players and non-players, I wish you a very Merry Christmas if you celebrate it! If you don't celebrate Christmas, enjoy your day off!

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Nocturnal Animals

Friday, December 23, 2016

Saw Nocturnal Animals yesterday. It was really good up until the very last moment. Then we weren't sure what to make of it.

I wasn't a fan of the first three minutes or so, though. Good grief. It just went on and on, and was SO incredibly random. Susan thought it was terrible, too, and it was her exhibit, so there you go. After that, I was sucked into the story and never let go.

Amy Adams and Isla Fisher in the same film! They're long lost twins, right?! Just when you thought you'd never seen them together, so maybe they ARE the same person... they do a movie together.

Anyhoo... I liked the film a LOT. Visually, it is beautiful. It seamlessly travels from present to past to writer's imagination and back around again. There are differences in color and textures among the three worlds, taking us from dusty west Texas to trendy LA to a couple's college days in the ol' ATX. I just couldn't wait to see what would happen from minute to minute.

I thought I had heard there was a surprising twist, so I was waiting for it. It is a great story, catapulting us into a very dramatic, but mysterious ending. We had to go to the net to get a crowd perspective on it. I'm not the only person to say out loud when the lights came up, "What was the point of all this?" I got The Matrix, y'all. It shouldn't be as complicated to figure out what happened in this movie.

Was revenge the point of it, for her leaving him all those years ago? I think that was the point. I mean there was an art piece in the gallery that said REVENGE, for heaven's sake. How many clues do we need? If so, I think the ending was too softened and needed a little more obvious realization and some sort of reaction on her part, that would have made it more clear. Perhaps Ford didn't want it to be that definitive.

See it for the sheer beauty and compelling story. Also, it will keep you and your movie date talking about it all the way home!

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Calendar Kitchen

Tuesday, December 20, 2016

Our kitchen remodel made the remodeling company's 2017 calendar! We're August. I guess all those hours selecting finishes and accessories paid off.

My beloved 96-year-old Grandpa is still on Hospice. A couple of times in the past few months, he has taken turns for the worst, but he's perked up both times and is hanging in there. We'll visit him next week. My aunt Kerstin has been sending frequent text and photo updates to all of us on his status. Since she's sending them to two generations of family, she was calling him Granddad/Dad, but over the weeks, it's become G-Dad. Love it! I call it his rapper name.

Sunday Stealing: The Here-to-Serve 16 Questions

1. Which is worse? Being gossiped about or being lied to?

Being lied to. Everyone talks about everyone, and I honestly don't care about that, but being honest is very important in any relationship.

2. What is your favorite "Starbucks" drink? Or if you have better taste, Dunkin’ Donuts? 
I love plain old Dunkin' Donuts coffee. Iced mocha is my favorite Starbucks drink.

3. Name an embarrassing moment (Make it good).
I always go back to tripping in the courtyard in high school, during lunch when everyone and their dog was out there (not literally, because people didn't bring their dogs everywhere then).  I was wearing high heels and a dress. My girlfriends and I were walking and laughing about something. My heel got stuck in a crack and I fell to the ground. I was right next to the entrance to a classroom building, so I immediately ran in there. It was absolutely hilarious, but totally embarrassing.

4. Is it hard for you to ask some to forgive you when you have wronged them?
I just apologize. I don't know that I've specifically asked someone to forgive me. I just assume they will, if they accept my apology.

4. Who do you wish you could meet?
Michael Symon. He's too cool.

5. Best food comes from which country?

USA! USA! USA!

6. Do you like small talk, or deep conversations?

deep conversations

7. Who do you most want to encourage this year?
Lauren

8. If those who know you best gave you one piece of advice, what would they say? Would they be right? What will you do about it?
Take a vacation! They would be right, but I probably won't.

9. How often do you get real sick?
very rarely

10. Are you a person who has a whole lot of acquaintances, or just a few very close friends?
I've lived here quite a while, so I do have a lot of casual acquaintances from various groups, but my life is mostly centered on a few very close friends.

11. If you could cure a disease, or heal a sickness, which one would you choose?
cancer

12. What was your favorite book of 2016?
Didn't read a book in 2016. Not one.

13. What was one of your biggest accomplishments in 2016?
Making a very successful transition from full-time corporate job to part-time contractor. I didn't even want to do the contract at first, but it's working out well!

14. If you could be guaranteed a spot on the reality show "Survivor", would you go?

Um, no. I don't even like to camp. I would be most likely to play "The Mole," but only with Anderson.

15. Which is worse? Shopping for jeans or a bathing suit?
Jeans. So many factors are at play- height, body shape, style of jeans, waist to hip ratio, fabric... Bathing suits are stretchy and adjustable.

16. How old was your oldest living relative (still living or in the past)? 
I think my grandpa is the oldest. He'll be 97 in February.

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Hootie!

Monday, December 19, 2016

Lauren tells me that her friends in their 20's who are married and starting to have babies aren't going to do the Santa/Tooth Fairy/Easter Bunny thing. They don't want to "lie" to their kids. Whaaa...?!  I guess magic is out, too? Ariel and Superman are just cartoons? How sad.

Jeff and I were driving around in the country on Saturday, and happened upon the Andalusia whiskey distillery in Blanco. We barely missed the last tour, but we did a tasting, which was cool. The bar is a nice place to hang out. We also visited the cows out back.

While we were out that afternoon, I was telling Jeff about Culture Map. It's a site with a fabulous event calendar for each of the major Texas cities. The Austin calendar has all the main happenings around Austin, and doesn't include every band playing every tiny venue, which clutters every other Austin event calendar. I really appreciate live music, but I have always wished it would be a separate calendar, so you don't have to scroll through 1000 events to find the Pecan Street Festival.

Me: I don't mind seeing a major act like Hootie and the Blowfish on an Austin calendar, I just don't want to sift through hundreds of coffee shop shows.
Jeff (laughing): Every time you refer to a generic band, it's Hootie and the Blowfish.
Me: It is?
Jeff: Yes! And I don't associate you with them at all. I would expect you to say...
Me: Maroon 5?
Jeff: ...Prince or Adam Ant or something. Anyone but Hootie and the Blowfish.
Me: Well, you gotta love Hootie.

(Prince and Adam Ant?! I thought Hootie and the Blowfish was a throwback!)

Lyrics of the Day

...When I wake to find the solace of 
all that we've become
I can't wait to make the promises

that I've been leery of...

"I Will Wait" Hootie and the Blowfish


Saturday 9: O, Holy Night (1967)
Unfamiliar with this week's tune? Hear it here.

1) This beloved carol takes its lyrics from a French poem. What else can we thank the French for?

the metric system

2) How well do you know "O, Holy Night?" Without looking up the lyrics, could you sing along with Ella?
Oh heck yeah. It's my favorite Christmas Carol.

3) In order to get this record into stores in time for Christmas 1967, Ella had to record this in late July. So let's reverse that. Now that it's Christmas time, what do you miss most about summer?
traveling light- small purse, no jacket or hat, wearing flip flops

4) Sam is crazy about the open toed pumps she'll be wearing to holiday parties, but that means she needs to get a pedi. Will you be at a salon between now and year-end?
Nope.

5) Will you be consuming any egg nog this holiday season? And if you do, will it be spiked?
I may have some, but I don't like it with alcohol. Ick!

6) Thinking of holiday cuisine, what's your favorite Christmas cookie?
My mom always made thumbprint cookies at Christmas. Hers have frosting instead of jelly. SO good.

Thumbprint Cookies

2 1/4 c Flour - Sifted
1 c Butter
1/2 c Brown Sugar
2 Egg - Separated
1 1/2 ts Vanilla
1 1/2 c Walnuts - Chopped
1 can Vanilla Frosting

Sift flour onto wax paper.

Cream butter with brown sugar until fluffy-light in a medium bowl. Beat in egg yolks and vanilla. Stir in flour, half at a time, blending well into a stiff dough.

Beat egg whites until foamy in a pie plate. Sprinkle walnuts on wax paper.

Roll dough, 1 tsp at a time, into balls. Roll each in egg white, then walnuts to coat. Place 2" apart on large cookie sheets. Press a hollow into each with fingertip.

Bake at 350 for 12 minutes, until firm and lightly golden. Cool completely. Tint one half of the frosting with red food coloring and the other with green. Fill each cooled cookie with a dollop of red or green frosting.

7) Sam knows she will get a bottle of red wine from her boss, because that's what he gives his staff every year. Is there a gift you can count on receiving?
I don't get the same thing every year from anyone.

8) What one gift would you most like to receive this year? Do you think anyone will get it for you?
I want silicone covers for leftovers, so I don't have to use so much plastic wrap. I'm pretty sure I will get some.

9) This time of year is big for charitable fundraising. Here's your chance to plug a cause or organization that's near and dear to you.
We support Texas A&M University and MD Anderson Cancer Center!

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Creeper Story of the Year

Sunday, December 18, 2016

Friday night, when we were grabbing a burger for dinner, there was a disheveled man slumped into a corner booth, talking on a cell phone. He was speaking loudly, talking to a girl. He seemed upset, and I thought maybe we should GET THE HECK OUT OF THERE. Then the conversation suddenly turned more pleasant, and they got onto video chat of some sort. It was obviously the first time they'd seen each other.

He went on and on about how pretty she was and how no one was ever going to tell either one of them anymore how they weren't good enough, etc. He professed his love for her, obviously for the first time, and asked when she was coming to see him in Texas. Soon he asked if her mom and dad were home. (Where is Chris Hanson when you need him?)

After a few minutes he said, "How old do you think I AM?! I'm only 38/48!"

38/48?

He mentioned he could "kick anyone's ass" because he'd spent 12 years in prison and 15 on the street. (Grab the food. We're OUT.) Well, that accounts for 27 of his 38/48 years.

At some point he said he had been in the military. He explained that his record says he was only in for two months, but he was actually in for a few years. Evidently, after two months, he was selected for special ops and when you complete special ops service, the government erases your records... AND YOUR MEMORY. "That's how they do it these days." Mmmkay.

"Hold on. I need some weed."

He leaves all his crap (jacket, bottles of water, money) on the table and exits the restaurant to smoke outside the door. We're in the 'burbs, y'all. People smoke their weed at home, not at a restaurant. ;)

He comes back in, still video chatting. We left.

That was the most disturbing meal experience I've had since the McDonald's incident when the kiddos were little. The manager had to call the police to remove a guy fussing with some electronic device and talking to himself at his table next to us. Laura and I stayed there longer than we should have as well. Ha!


Friday Five: Celluloid Heroes

1. What movie most recently impressed you with its score or soundtrack?

Bad Moms 

2. What movie most recently impressed you with its costumes or makeup?
Ex Machina

3.What movie most recently impressed you with its scenic backdrops?
La La Land

4. What movie most recently impressed you with its originality?
Passengers

5. What movie most recently impressed you with its dialogue?
Brooklyn

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Christmas-Ready

Tuesday, December 13, 2016

My gift wrapping is complete! Mailed off the mailed things this morning. It's all spiced cider, Christmas music and Christmas light viewing from now to December 25. Whee!


Sunday Stealing: The Bearded Questions

What is some of your favorite music?

Maroon 5, The Weeknd, Bruno Mars, Justin Bieber's current album (is it too late now to say sorry not sorry? :p), Train, Matchbox Twenty

List your three favorite scents.
fresh shower, spiced cider, coffee

How do you ground yourself or recharge?
head outside and get closer to nature

Any ways you treat or spoil yourself?
I buy a Starbucks coffee beverage.

Besides your blog, do you have a creative past-time?
I used to write- short stories, poems, songs. Used to make videos. I haven't done anything creative in a while. I may have to make a Hobby Lobby stop soon.

Share something difficult you've been through.
When my dad was dying, Lauren was very ill. I traveled to upstate New York to be with my father in his final days, but it was really hard to leave Lauren, hard to be with Dad at the hospital where he was suffering so terribly, and hard to know how to balance needs there and at home. Just one of the worst weeks EVER.

What helps you fall asleep?
a cool, dark room, bundled up under the covers

What is one strength and one weakness of yours?
strength- remembering song lyrics
weakness- not remembering names

Have you ever received a letter or written one to someone else?
Uh... yes. What is this, 2095?

What makes you feel powerful, what breathes life into you?
a powerful song, like Muse's "Uprising"

What's your favorite thing to do at night?
go out to dinner and a show or concert

If you could go back to any era, what would it be?
the 1950's

Your favorite things to wear at home?
a flowy sundress

If you could be immortal or have an extremely long life span which would you pick and why?
I would be immortal. It would be very empowering to have no fear of death.

Tell us about something positive you have done for yourself or someone recently.
I just printed all of our insurance cards for our cars. Yeah, baby!

One thing you like about your appearance?
that I look like my mom and dad

Something that makes you feel better after a hard day?
relaxing on the couch

If you have one, name a favorite book and movie.
No favorite books lately. My all-time favorite movie is Love Actually.

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A Christmas Carol

Sunday, December 4, 2016

Well, well, well. Scroll on down to the last paragraph of this NY Times article to see that it is completely sane to put tape over your webcam, thankyouverymuch.

Just saying. :)

We saw A Christmas Carol at Zach Friday night. Jeff and I both thought it was the traditional play, but were very pleasantly surprised to find it is actually a musical version, using current popular hits to accompany the traditional story! So everyone is in Victorian clothing and the set is of that time, but they're belting out today's Billboard hits. It's always this way, but they use different music each year. Awesome!

Greater Tuna's Jaston Williams plays Scrooge, perfectly. There are a lot of great singers in the show, but I have to mention a few freakin' amazing voices in particular- Kenny Williams (Ghost of Christmas Past, Mr. Entertainment), Chanel Haynes-Schwartz (Ghost of Christmas Present- a remarkable energy and gorgeous voice), Paul Sanchez (Bob Cratchit with his beautiful rendition of "Oh Holy Night") and Marianel Marquez (Marta Cratchit... OH MIGOSH that girl can SING!). Marianel sings "Halo" and the entire theater is silent, many brought to tears, until she finishes, then the place goes nuts.


It is a really fun show that will leave you smiling and ready for the Christmas season!

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Chili Season

Saturday, December 3, 2016

On our way to lunch in the cold rain today, we were talking about having chili sometime this week. We talked about chili dogs and chili fries. I said chili fries sounded really good, because I haven't had them in years. Then, at lunch, they had chili cheese fries.

Jeff: You should get the chili cheese fries!
Me: Nah. I don't have any idea if they're any good here. I want good chili cheese fries, so if they're shitty, I'll have to have them again.
Jeff: Chili cheese fries are never shitty.

Probably true.


Saturday 9: Take My Breath Away (1996)
Unfamiliar with this week's tune? Hear it here.

1) When were you last breathless?

walking the neighborhood the other day

2) This is the love theme from Top Gun, and the romance was between a pilot and his instructor. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? 
I had a big time crush on my freshman year American History professor at A&M.

3) The pilots in Top Gun all had cool nicknames -- including Maverick, Goose, Merlin, Cougar and Stinger. Give yourself a cool pilot name.
Curie

4) The actress who played the instructor, Kelly McGillis, owns Kelly's Caribbean Bar/Grill and Brewery in Key West. It's known for its cheese and beer dip appetizer, served with warm pretzels. What's one of your favorite between meal snacks? 
apples with peanut butter

5) The group who recorded this week's song is called Berlin, but they're really from Southern California. Have you ever been to Berlin? How about Southern California?
I have been to both Berlin and Southern California (San Diego).

6) Lead singer Terri Nunn has a weekly radio show, Unbound on KCSN. How often do you listen to the radio? Do you tune in for music, comedy, news or talk?
I always listen in the car, usually to Hits1 on Sirius. I've listened to the comedy station sometimes on long trips.

7) In 1986, when this song was popular, PeeWee's Playhouse premiered. While ostensibly for children, PeeWee Herman's show had many, many adult viewers. Do you watch still watch any kid's shows?
I'll watch Spongebob on occasion.

8) Robert Pattinson, the actor who played Edward the vampire in the Twilight series, was born in 1986. Have you read the Twilight books? Seen the movies?
I have not read the books. I saw the first two movies, I think.

9) Random question: In an alternate universe, which of these professions would you like to find yourself in -- United States senator, Ivy League professor, or imminent psychiatrist?
Ivy League professor

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Design Home by Crowdstar

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Design Home (available on iOS and Google Play) is Crowdstar's new, super-fun, highly addictive game made in association with HGTV. You are the designer and you shop from actual gorgeous furniture and accessories you can buy in real life, in order to compete in design challenges, to win more furniture and accessories, to decorate more rooms in more challenges.

You are also a judge for the challenges, for the designs of others playing the game.

OMG SO FUN! Where has this game been all my life?!

Here's an article about it at HGTV.

I've been playing a little over a week, and as cool as it is, in-game money is a limitation. There just isn't enough to do what you really want to do.

Can we just take a moment and pay our respects to the dying breed of game which gives you everything for your one-time purchase cost? $79.99 for Super Mario Galaxy and I never had to pay another penny to finish that sucker. Not. Another. Penny. Everything I needed was provided (except the skills to complete the Lava Spire Daredevil Run). No nag screens or annoying ads. Just game playing awesomeness.

Ahhhhh.

Anyhoo.. the money supply problems:

1) Items are expensive compared to the amount of game money available to you. Or, game money is scarce, compared to the cost of furniture and accessories. It's an imbalance.

2) The maximum number of uses (in my play so far) is only 1-5 for any furniture and accessory piece you purchase.

3) Purchasing game currency isn't a good value. For instance, $1.99 real cash buys you 3000 diamonds, which gets you a couch. Not necessarily the one you want, but it will get you a couch. That's a lot of real cash for a couch that can only be used 5 times. $100 real cash gets you 187,500 diamonds, which will buy you a lot of pretty things... that can be used 1-5 times before you need to pony up again.

To fix the widely perceived income/expense inequity (bloggers agree!), they could make items cheaper or raise the amount of game cash players get for challenges. I just feel the biggest drain of the tight game budget is the limited use of items. This is the one simple change I would make, to make the game infinitely more enjoyable, while maintaining cash flow for Crowdstar. If I could keep the items I bought, those in-app purchases look a lot more fairly priced.

It would also be nice to build up your personal inventory with no maximum number of uses, to be able to, say, remember that one orange chair you liked that would go perfectly with this new turquoise couch.

Another benefit of making a little more cash available for players: There are a bajillion items for sale in the game, but I haven't even glanced at anything over $2500, because I never have more than that to spend. Most of the time, I'm more in the $1100 range, because I need to get two things, like a chaise and a side table. I would enjoy looking through the store to see the supercool, expensive stuff I could save up for, or spend actual money to purchase game money for. Or even something I might buy in the real world.

Every day there are new items added to the store. I would love to look at the new things available each day and plan to buy them, by saving or spending real life cash.

That all being said, I'm obviously enjoying the game a lot. Here are some tips to maximize your in-game cash:

1) Don't squander your initial in-game cash and diamonds when you first start playing. I can't remember how much I got, but I paid no attention to how much my items cost. I just bought what I liked. You should purchase your first items with flexibility and budget in mind. Colors that go together or match lots of things. Styles that are not too "out there" so they match more things. Items that are cheaper, so you have lots of them.

2) Also on your first room... I read somewhere that you should take any items they give you for free. I can't remember what was available to me for free, but if they offer it, take it. Don't need to use it right away? Doesn't matter. Take it in whatever manner you can during that first room you decorate.

3) Do the daily challenge every day. There is $2500 in it for you upon completion. This is the biggest lump of game cash you can get, as far as I've played. If your daily challenge room isn't your best design, but it meets the requirements, that's ok. Submit and receive that $2500. Then go buy a couch or whatever you need.

4) Buy couches. I ran out of couches once and had to sit out (ha!) an entire day of challenges because you need a couch in almost every single living room challenge. The vast majority of challenges are living rooms.

5) If you can only create some lame-o mismatched garbage room for a challenge (other than the daily) with the pieces you own or have money to purchase, skip it. You may win a piece or two later in the day that you can use to make a great room. Most of the regular challenges only pay $500, so I'm really only doing those to try to win the item up for grabs. Those rooms should WOW, so you can win the prizes.

6) Buy items that go with things you already own, so you have some cohesive looks to put together.

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Scream Queens

Monday, November 28, 2016

There are a couple of little girls a few doors down, maybe 3-4 years old. When they play outside, they scream blood-curdling, horror movie screams. I almost flew down there the first time I heard it. Well, I have finally become immune to them. Unfortunately that means that if there is any legitimate screaming (neighbor chops off an arm, poltergeist attack, alien abduction...), you'll find me oblivious, happily sipping tea on my back porch.

We watched Bad Moms, How to Be Single and Steve Jobs over the holiday. Bad Moms was pretty good! I would say definitely rent it. The other two were okay. There were about five minutes during How to Be Single where I was laughing SO hard, then other times when it was incredibly depressing. Steve Jobs was kind of "one note," basically repeating the same scene over and over through his years of work. That may have been how it happened, but it was a lot to sit through. And the ending was weird. Meh.


Sunday Stealing


How many Thanksgivings do you attend?
One

Where do you attend Thanksgiving(s)?
The last few years, we've been at Scott-n-Julie's or they have come here.

What is your favorite dish?
sweet potato casserole with brown sugar/pecan topping (no marshmallows please *shudder*)

What is your least favorite dish at Thanksgiving? 
We don't have anything I don't like. I guess I wouldn't want to have a plain green salad on Thanksgiving. Everything is pretty kicked up, so it would be comparatively lame.

What, if any, are your Thanksgiving traditions? 
We usually watch the Macy's parade on TV. We have a traditional Thanksgiving meal. The day after Thanksgiving is our Christmas decorating day.

Name your FAV thing about Thanksgiving. 
Hanging out with friends and/or family.

Do you make anything for Thanksgiving? If yes, share what and why.
I make it all, if we're here at the casa. I usually make turkey (only once have I made a whole one), dressing with gravy, sweet potato casserole, green bean casserole. We have other items that I don't make.

Out of everything you eat at Thanksgiving, what can YOU cook the best?
sweet potato casserole (I've mentioned this three times, so I guess this is where I should thank Ina for this recipe!)

What do you drink with your Thanksgiving feast?
wine and water

Has there ever been a feud during your Thanksgiving?
nope

Do you have appetizers before your Thanksgiving meal?
Not usually. We start with the meal and work our way to games, puzzles and/or football or whatever comes next.

How many people attend your Thanksgiving(s)? If yes, who?
3-7, depending on the arrangements. This year it was Jeff, Lauren, Scott, Julie and I.

Have you ever missed a Thanksgiving?
Um, no. Even when we went to Thanksgiving Aggie games, we had Thanksgiving somewhere- my grandparents', College Station restaurants...

What kind of pie/cake/dessert do you eat for dessert?
apple or pumpkin pie

Do you ever play games at Thanksgiving?
Sometimes. I had a Mad Lib for everyone this year, but I forgot to hand it out!

Name 3 things you are thankful for:
Lauren's pain improvement, Jeff loving his job, my contract work flexibility

Name the funniest person at your Thanksgiving this year and tell us more.
Everyone in the group is pretty entertaining! We laugh a lot.

Which person eats the MOST?
Scott, because he also works out the most.

Which person eats the LEAST?
Julie

Do any animals attend Thanksgiving dinner? If so, do they get Thanksgiving scraps? 
No animals

Who carves the turkey?
Jeff

Have you ever had to make Thanksgiving all on YOUR OWN?
A few times.

Do you get along with the people you have Thanksgiving with?
Very well!

Is your Thanksgiving formal, or do you just do whatever?
It's totally casual. We do manage to eat at the table as a group. With placemats.

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Thanksgiving

Sunday, November 27, 2016

Hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving! Our was fabulous until the Aggie game. One day, we'll manage to stay in the top five through November. Not sure what the heck happens the last few weeks of the season, where we suddenly turn into a completely different team, but it's the weirdest, most frustrating thing ever. Gah!


Very happy for LSU's Coach Orgeron. He deserves that spot!

I think the Thanksgiving dishes took three loads in the dishwasher. There is no pain like putting flatware into the basket and slamming a fork tine underneath your fingernail. Yes?

Hee!


Saturday 9: Baby's in Black (1964)
Unfamiliar with this week's tune? Hear it here.

1) Black is this week's signature color because Friday, November 25, was "Black Friday," when retailers cut their prices and consumers flock to the stores. Did you score any "Black Friday" bargains?
Nope. I was in my PJs all day, decorating for Christmas.

2) Feasting and football are also popular Thanksgiving weekend pastimes. Do your Thursday-Sunday plans include pigging out or watching a game?
Yes and yes. Watched a few college games.

3) At Thanksgiving dinners, Crazy Sam's homemade gravy is always a hit. (Probably because she's so generous with the cognac, which gives the gravy a nutty taste.) What was particularly delicious at your Thanksgiving table?
My slow cooker turkey breast and Scott's apple-cranberry pie.

4) Among the biggest the Black Friday advertisers are Target, Kohl's, Macy's and Best Buy. If you could have a $100 gift card to any one of those stores, which would you choose? 
Target

5) This week's song, "Baby's in Black," is about a girl who wears black because she's in mourning. Do you find that the color you're wearing reflects your mood?
Nah. It's all about either looks or comfort, depending on the activities of the day.

6) The woman who inspired this song, Astrid Kirchherr, has been friends with Paul McCartney since he and his bandmates (John Lennon, George Harrison, Stu Sutcliffe and Pete Best) met her in Hamburg back in 1960. Tell us what you believe are the components of a strong, lasting friendship.
"getting" each other, similar sense of humor, good communication, mutual respect

7) In the early days of the Beatles, Paul McCartney and John Lennon began writing a play but abandoned it. Do you have a novel, painting, play, song or poem that you're going to finish "someday?"
My musical is on the back burner, waiting to get pen to paper.

8) When he was 16, George Harrison dreamed of moving to Canada, Australia or Malta. In just a few years, he would visit all those places with Beatles and eventually decided there was no place like home and stayed in England. Have you ever thought about moving to another country? If so, where?
I would enjoy a year or two living in the UK. I'd travel around Europe.

9) Random question: Finish this sentence -- If you want me to give you "yes" for an answer, the best time to approach me is _____________________.
Anytime! I come from a place of yes at all times of day.

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Hollywood Guys

Friday, November 18, 2016

I always have funny conversations with my mother-in-law. She was here this week for a few days for Lolo's birthday. She was telling me that she recently had a conversation with her dermatologist about Lauren's pain. She said he was very compassionate and is such a great person. She and my father-in-law have been going to him for years.

MIL: His son-in-law is Tony Romo. His son is some kind of big Hollywood guy. His last name is Crawford. I guess his son's last name would be the same. Do you know who it is?
Me: Chace Crawford?

OK. Let's stop there for a second.

I'm 49. I barely even know who Chace Crawford is. I have no idea why his name would enter my consciousness. Or how I know that it's spelled with a C, not an S.

I blame this on TMZ.

Anyhoo... I told her to Google him.

Me: The first or second link that comes up should be his Wikipedia page. It should have his parents' names on it.

She gets out her phone.

MIL (reading): That's him! His father is a dermatologist in Dallas and his brother-in-law is Tony Romo.

YES! If you ever need information on "big Hollywood guys," I'm your source.

A little while later we were having one of those "what ever happened to [insert celebrity name here]" conversations. We didn't know what happened to any of them. Until...

MIL: Oh! I wonder what ever happened to that Doogie Howser kid. Remember him? He was really good in that role.

Ummm, yes. Such a talent. Gosh, I hope that guy isn't penniless.

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Fun at the Dermatologist

Thursday, November 17, 2016

Will someone please poke me when it's safe to go back to Facebook? It looks like politics may have taken over permanently... well... except for on my neighborhood group, where the same old entertaining posts continue. One of the gals posted a video of herself lip-syncing in the aisles of our local grocery store to an old Pat Benatar song that was playing over the sound system. It was AWESOME and sort of makes up for having to sift through road rage-y posts and photos of dog poop. (Don't write off those obnoxious posts completely, because the comments can get pretty hilarious.)

I had a small, annoying dry skin patch- yeah, it has a medical name- on the bridge of my nose frozen at the dermatologist earlier this week. I've never had anything frozen before. The doc held what looked like a blow torch up to my face and said, "Close your eyes really tight."

SERIOUSLY?

Shouldn't the little skin spot have been painstakingly isolated and other areas protected? Perhaps some goggles would be in order? Maybe a shot of tequila? You cannot simply aim The Liquid Nitrogen Blow Torch of Doom at someone's face.

:)

The spot is healing now, and the surrounding tissue is fine, so don't fear, if this happens to you.

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Supermoon

Monday, November 14, 2016

Before Jeff left on a flight for Cali yesterday, he told me that if anything happens to him, I need to remember to pay the property taxes before December 31. And that, my friends, is how you know you've been working on your will for too long!

Oh, the Travis County election folks called him back about the thing where our write-in votes for President didn't show up on the "final results." They told us that the "final results" are unofficial, which is indeed noted in the PDF. They said the write-in votes are manually counted and will be included in the "official final results."

Mmkay.

Write-in votes for Darrell Castle are clearly present. Did they only manage to count his votes for the unofficial final results?

When and where does one find the official final results? Will that be it, or are there approved official final results to come after that?

At least this has been a learning experience for how write-in voting works... or "sort of" works.

This will be two haiku in a row, since the first one I did (yesterday) turned out to be for last week. So, catching up...

Haiku Horizons prompt: "row"

the real Supermoon
rows of crazy football fans
pants down bottoms up

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Size Matters

Sunday, November 13, 2016

I told him I was going to blog about this, so...

My husband doesn't know what shoe size he wears. Not. Even. Kidding. He bought socks labeled Mens Shoe Size 6-12, and wasn't even sure his size was within that range, y'all.

Yeah, I dunno about that.

In other news, I found a cool meme blog called Haiku Horizons. They post a weekly, one word haiku prompt. Neat, eh? Here we go.

Haiku Horizons prompt: "choose"

elect the POTUS

of Brussels sprouts or liver
choose your favorite

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Saturday 9

Saturday, November 12, 2016

Saturday 9: Ballad of Gilligan's Island (1964)
Unfamiliar with this week's tune? Hear it here.

1) This is about the fateful cruise of the S.S. Minnow. If you had a boat, what would christen it?

For me, in reality, this sort of decision would require months of angst, considering all options for the perfect name, but I would name it something funny with a pun in it, like Miss Behavin.

2) "No phone! No lights! No motorcar! Not a single luxury!" To Sam, those sound more like everyday essentials than luxuries. If you were shipwrecked with the gang, what standard amenity would you miss the most? 
the internet

3) The uncharted isle was in the Pacific, near Hawaii. Have you ever been to our 50th state?
Yes. One of my favorite vacations ever, and I wasn't even that thrilled about going! I thought it would be a heaping crapload of money to go to "just another beach." It was not like that at all. It's really a different culture, and so many varied types of terrain and the friendliest people. There was the big island, with its other-worldly volcano setting. The luaus and hulas and kalua pig. Pearl Harbor, such a moving memorial. Shave ice. Sealife Park, with its up-close and personal attractions. The pineapple maze. Beautiful rainforests. Afternoon rain. Several of the most gorgeous beaches (including a black sand beach) known to man. Dreamy and amazing!

4) Natalie Schafer, who played Mrs. Howell, refused to divulge her age. Are you honest about how old you are? Or do you fudge it?
I am honest about it. When I was around 35, I went through a few years where I avoided mentioning it. I felt a little old and looked younger than my age, so it worked for me, but even then, I never lied if I was asked.

5) Gilligan's Island featured many dream sequences. (Like the one where Gilligan dozes off and dreams that he's Jack from Jack and the Beanstalk.) Have you had any vivid dreams lately?
I always have vivid dreams when I wake up early in the morning and fall back asleep. In this morning's dream, I had a meeting at the office. When I got there, my boss escorted me to an auditorium, where I was expected to give a project update on stage, to about 300 people. (We actually have only about 40 folks in Austin.) Bonus- I had no idea what was going on with this particular project.

6) The pilot was filmed in November, 1963, in Honolulu. The cast and crew were actually onset when they learned of President Kennedy's assassination. Because on location filming was so expensive, they couldn't afford to take any time off. Tell us about a time when you had to work, even though your heart and head weren't in it. 
There were several times in high school when I had to hostess at the restaurant during a football game or other event. Sometimes my friends would come up after the game and we would sit in the bar and drink sodas and listen to the band. It wasn't too bad!

7) During the show's run, Mary Ann (Dawn Wells) was the clear fan favorite, receiving twice as many love letters as Ginger (Tina Louise). Have you ever written a fan letter (or posted a fan tweet or Facebook post)?
My friend and I ran a huge fansite for almost four years. Good times. I've never written to a celebrity. I've posted fan posts on Facebook a few times.

8) Sam chose this week's song because it was going through her head, over and over again! Tell us a song that burrows into your head and stays there.
"Sit Still Look Pretty" Daya. The chorus. The bridge. The whistling. Any of those can get stuck in my head!

9) Random question: You went to a discount store and got an amazing bargain -- a pair of dress shoes for just $4.99. You go to a formal event and someone compliments you on those great shoes and asks where you got them. Do you tell the truth?
Yep! Always happy to get (and share) a bargain.

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Produce Woes

Thursday, November 10, 2016

I can only be burned by so many beautiful red pomegranates that turn out to be all brown and gross inside before I stop buying them.

That wasn't a metaphor for anything. I'm just seriously irritated with every deceptive pom out there.

Same to you, pineapples. You look summery sweet on the outside, but inside? Hard and sour. I like bananas. What you see is what you get with them.

(Still not trying to be metaphorical.)

Maybe it's HEB's fault. Don't make me dig out my Randalls card, Heeb! That thing is dusty and forgotten in my junk drawer, but I will use it if I need to.


iTunes Memery

1. Put your iTunes on shuffle, write down the first line of songs 1-5 and give them to me as a poem.

What I want, you've got
And it might be hard to handle
But like the flame that burns the candle
The candle feeds the flame
I am not Jasmine
I am Aladdin
So far ahead
These bums is laggin'
Styles keep a changin'
The world's rearrangin'
But Edna, you're timeless to me
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you
Tomorrow I'll miss you
They say that love finds its way home
Around all the snakes inside your heart

Not bad, actually!

2.  Put your iTunes on shuffle again and give me your favorite lyric from songs 1, 3 and 5.
"Disease" Matchbox Twenty: You're Hell on wheels in a black dress
"Not Over You" Gavin DeGraw: Dreams- that's where I have to go to see your beautiful face anymore
"Iris" Goo Goo Dolls: When everything feels like the movies, you bleed just to know you're alive

3. Put your iTunes on shuffle again. The title of song number 9 will be on your tombstone.

"Assknockin"

Ahh, cool.

This reminds me of when Bob played Lauren's high school for a fundraiser, and all the kids (and us parents) were singing along all night, with all the profanity, while he was singing clean lyrics. So funny.

4. Reshuffle. Find the lyrics on Google for song 6. Are there any you didn't know or had previously misheard?
Duran Duran "The Seventh Stranger"- I thought there was absolutely no way, but "No cigarette roaches on the table" is actually "No steel reproaches on the table." Hmm. Well, there you go.

5. Reshuffle one last time. Let's toast to the title of song 4!
Reptiles Theme! *clink*

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Wow, Part II

Wednesday, November 9, 2016

Your success as a family... our success as a nation... depends not on what happens inside the White House, but on what happens inside your house. -Barbara Bush 
Oh God. I'm posting twice in a day. It's just that... watching the posts on social media today has been painful.

One of the most beautiful things about democracy in the United States is the peaceful transition of power. We all agree that the winner has won. Not all of us agree with that person's proposed policies, but we move forward together, to make the country better.

I understood completely, after this insanely bitter campaign, that the loser's supporters, no matter who lost, would be angry, frustrated and fearful of what the country will be for the next four years. I also understood that the winner's supporters, no matter who won, would be jubilant and immensely relieved that things went their way. (We "lesser of two evils" and "no thanks to either one" folks have been drowning our general disappointment in alcohol and Häagen-Dazs for months now.)

The campaigns are over. Obama, Trump and Clinton have been very gracious and optimistic. Voter bickering and negativity will taper off in the coming days as emotions calm. I'm giving people room to vent or celebrate as they see fit, without writing them off, but there are a couple of things it makes me sad to see:

1) Trumpers talking smack about HC. You won. Just be positive and move forward. This is the part where the winners are gracious. Even before Clinton's and Obama's speeches this morning, a couple of my staunchly Democratic friends made heartfelt posts on social media, accepting the results and vowing to support the new president. If shocked and disappointed voters can muster that, surely the winners can stop sniping and pave the way for peaceful conversation again.

2) Clintoners fear-mongering. The president isn't king. He/she operates within the confines of the Constitution, which has checks and balances. Shame on those who have instilled irrational fear in their children, in particular. Your kids will suffer long after you've realized that life goes on. And don't even get me started on what I think of the comparison of voting day to 9/11. Jeezus. Really?
We're not Democrats first. We're not Republicans first. We are Americans first. We're patriots first. -Barack Obama

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Wow

Trump wins? Surprising, even to him, I'm sure.

The media had us believing that Clinton was a shoo-in all this time, but she wasn't at all. And that is the danger of letting your personal views spin the news.

As I was planning to mention here this morning (about Ms. Clinton, but shock of all shocks, now about Mr. Trump), that we needn't fear that half the country is "crazy" to elect this person. Probably at least half of them voted for him because they felt they had no good choice and he was the lesser of two evils. I blame the Democrats for not backing a more electable candidate. They put all their eggs in her basket from early on, and it was a huge mistake.

During the primaries, I think Trump was the vote for big change in government. Many people who voted for him then didn't really think he would actually be the party candidate, but it felt good to send a message that they wanted a shake up in Washington DC. It turned out, there were more "big change" voters that anyone thought, and he became their guy. I don't think there was anything they could have done to change that. The voters had spoken.

I have hope that Trump will select quality, politically experienced people for his cabinet, including a few Dems, perhaps from his liberal past. I hope that they are exceedingly knowledgeable and can help him to become more presidential. One thing I know about him from the election season is that he is easily swayed to a softer stance after he becomes informed about issues. Perhaps his cabinet, Congress and others can inform him of the big picture, so he can take his "shock value" ideas and evolve them into reasonable policies.

I do have one big problem with this election. Jeff's and my presidential votes weren't counted.

If you look at the Travis County election results, and click the plus sign next to General Election, you will see that the only Presidential write-in who got any votes at all was Darrell Castle. Well, we both voted for another write-in candidate, and those two votes are NOT shown for him, with all precincts reporting. We were careful to spell it correctly, so I have no idea what happened there.

It makes you wonder. Were our other votes on this ballot counted? Was it only an issue with write-ins or a more wide-sweeping issue? Was it a glitch?

I am also disappointed that Prop 1 passed here in Austin. Congratulations, tax-n-spend Austin City Council. Glad to know that my fellow Austinites feel that what we really need is more sidewalks and bike trails to get our unbearable traffic moving.

One funny spot last night- this on The Daytripper's FB page, with the hashtag "ElectionNight":


Love Airplane. It never gets old.

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Austin Parade of Homes Fall 2016

Sunday, November 6, 2016

Went with Jeff, Julie and KathyL to the Parade of Homes today in Dripping Springs. This year there are four homes and also several new homes open for viewing in the rest of the Caliterra neighborhood. The Parade homes are very pretty and we got a ton of ideas there, as usual. My favorite was a tub with an entire wall length cutout for shampoos and such, rather than just a rectangular cubby. This wasn't from the house we saw, but just as an example...



Cool, eh? So much space for products!

Our other fave- residential artificial turf. It was SO nice. Who knew? $12-14 per square foot installed. No watering, no mowing/edging, no weeding, always pretty and green. Check it out.

Next HBA Parade of Homes is in May!


Interesting Questions Part 1

1. If you could have the chance to make out with 5 celebrities, who would you choose and why?
George Clooney
Adam Levine
Joe Manganiello
Gerard Butler
Colin Farrell

Because... have you seen them?

2. If you had to be straight/gay for a day (whichever you’re currently not!), what celebrity would you most like to take on a date?
Jennifer Lopez. She's so gorgeous and seems really fun, too.

3. What is the biggest injury you’ve ever sustained and how did you do it?
When I was 5, I was walking along a 2x4 in a pile of construction debris at our apartments, and stepped over onto a nail, sticking up through another plank. It went through my shoe and almost through the top of my foot.

4. What is the most unusual food you’ve ever eaten?
gator

5. What is the most unique animal you’ve ever touched?
stingray

6. What are the top 5 most contrasting songs on your iTunes?
"Whip in My Valise" Adam and the Ants
"Just Can't Wait to be King" Aaron Carter
"Alcohol" Brad Paisley
"Knights of Cydonia" Muse
"Missing You Now" Kenny G and Michael Bolton

7. Which 3 countries would you LEAST like to live in and why?
Of course, I wouldn't want to live anywhere that is war torn or impoverished, like Afghanistan, Mozambique or Haiti.

8. If you could make just ONE change to this world, what would it be and why?
Give a living wage job to everyone who wants one. I think this would significantly reduce terrorism (less disenfranchised people joining those groups), poverty, and a whole lot of other world ills.

9. If you could wake up tomorrow and be fluent in 3 additional languages, which would you choose?
Spanish, German and French

10. Which would you rather out of these 3 options? A- Be good looking and extremely intelligent but so poor you live on the streets. B- Be extremely intelligent and a millionaire but what society classes as ugly. Or C- Be good looking and a millionaire but extremely academically challenged? Why?
B- Being financially stable would be my first priority. Then I would rather be smart than pretty, so I understand the how the world works.

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*Sigh*

Saturday, November 5, 2016

Watching the 'Bama/LSU game. Roll tide.

TAMU 28
Miss. State 35

Yeah, so... WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE IN AGGIE JERSEYS, AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH OUR AGGIES? I have no words. Okay, just a few. The team was unrecognizable today. You can't underestimate the opposition, no matter their record this season.

There were a few magical moments of Aggie awesomeness, but otherwise, it was all horse crap. Special teams, offense and defense all looking like they couldn't care less. And we lost Knight. Hubenak did pretty well, but with what he had to work with today, it wasn't enough to pull out the win.

The only good thing about today's game was that CBS wasn't calling it. Woohoo!

BTHO Ole Miss!


Saturday 9: Hold It Against Me (2011)
Unfamiliar with this week's tune? Hear it here.

1) Britney Spears addresses this song to a dance partner when she hears her favorite song. What song always makes you want to get up and dance?

"Can't Stop the Feeling'" JT



2) She sings that she needs a vacation. How about you? If you could escape anywhere for an affordable three-day weekend, where would you go?
wine tour in Fredericksburg, stay at a winery or a B&B

3) Britney shows off her dance moves in this video. Her coordination shouldn't be surprising, since she was already an accomplished gymnast in grade school. If we asked you to turn a somersault right now, could you do it?
Uhhh, maybe. I thought I could do a cartwheel about ten years ago, and was sadly mistaken. I could probably manage a somersault.

4) Britney's first and only feature film was Crossroads, written by Shonda Rhimes. Ms. Rhimes is famous for writing popular TV series including Grey's Anatomy, Scandal, The Catch and How to Get Away with Murder. Have you watched any Shonda Rhimes shows?
Grey's Anatomy and Private Practice

5) Britney admits to smoking and biting her nails. Do you share either of these bad habits?
Nope.

6) Britney prefers Margherita pizza to thin slice or deep dish pizza. What's your pizza preference?
white sauce, salami and pepperoncini peppers on hand tossed crust

7) In 2011, when this song was popular, Prince William's wedding to Kate Middleton was big news. Are you a royal watcher?
Not really, but I enjoy hearing about them now and again.

8) Apple co-founder Steve Jobs died in 2011. Do you have a Mac, an iPad or an iPhone?
Yes, yes and yes.

9) Random question: Which friend annoys you more- the one who interrupts you all the time, or the one who is never on time?
one who interrupts, because I've learned to handle lateness by scheduling those people early

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Guess I'll Cancel that UnREAL Tattoo

Thursday, November 3, 2016

How great is it, that there is an article out there with the headline Constance Zimmer Doesn't Want You to Get a "Money. Dick. Power." Tattoo?  Ha!

Constance Zimmer and Rashida Jones look alike. Right?

Constance
Rashida
Am I the first to mention this? 'Cuz I was a little late to the "Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel must be the same person because we never see them together" thing.

Incidentally, Rashida is the daughter of Quincy Jones and Peggy Lipton. Pretty cool, eh? (I've known that since she was on The Office, so I'm not late to that party.)

So. Last Friday night, we came home from dinner and smelled something weird. It smelled like a candle had just been blown out, but we couldn't find the source of the smell. Then we tried to turn on the TV, but the satellite box wouldn't come on. The smoky smell was coming from the box. Yikers!

We called DirectTV customer service and had a terrible experience. We've been paying $8 a month for a couple of years now for "maintenance and free upgrades to the newest receiver." We've never needed a repair and didn't request new equipment during that time. We asked to get the newer receiver, but the person insisted that we should wait to upgrade after a "replacement" with the same model we already had. (We determined after the call that the newer receiver just accommodates 4k televisions and we don't have one, so it doesn't matter. There still wasn't any reason for them to deny it.)

She abruptly said goodbye, without any information on what would happen next. We stopped her and asked when we would get the new box. She said next WEDNESDAY. It's three-day shipping, not counting weekends.

We ended that call and called back. We asked if they could ship the box overnight. The guy said no. It's three-day shipping. We asked if we could pick one up at an AT&T Store, or if someone could bring one to us locally. No. We asked if we could get credit for the days we'd be without service. The guy offered three days at first, but we reminded him that it was five days. They agreed to credit us for five days.

Then we asked to speak with a supervisor. The guy asked what we wanted to tell the supervisor.

*sigh*

We explained that there wasn't anything wrong with what the guy had done; we just wanted to ask someone else if there was really no way to send the box overnight. (College football Saturday, people! Hello!) Finally the guy transferred us to a supervisor.

The supervisor reiterated that they only ship three-day. We mentioned other businesses, like Amazon, could have a replacement product to us Saturday morning, within hours, and asked if there was truly no way to ship it faster. She said no, but she would take another $15 off our bill this month.

We spent Friday night on the web, looking into Google Fiber, Dish, Spectrum and U-Verse.

The satellite box ended up arriving Monday, having been shipped overnight. Really?

We did manage to stream the Aggie game via AppleTV on Saturday. Lauren kept getting ESPN updates on her phone about 45 seconds prior to every big play, which was hilarious.

Aggies #4 in the FBS rankings! WHOOP!

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She Could See Around Corners and Stuff

Tuesday, November 1, 2016

In honor of last night's Halloween festivities... here is one of my all-time favorite comedy sketches:



Bwahaha!!! Priceless.

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Stranger Things

Monday, October 31, 2016

We binge-watched Stranger Things this weekend. Ohmigosh, SO good! The 80's nostalgia is a nice bonus. Definitely catch this 8-episode first season!


NM State 10
Texas A&M 52

The game was an expected blow out, but we watched the whole thing anyway. Love that Kirk set a new record for punt return scores, with two in the game, for a total of four during his college career so far. It was nice to see the backup and newer guys in there, playing well. We've recruited a lot of amazing talent to continue the path for the years to come! We are back up to #7! Whoop!

Have a safe and happy Halloween!


Sunday Stealing: Halloween Meme

1. What is the worst treat to get when trick-or-treating? 
candy corn- ack
 
2. What character from any horror film would you most like to play?
bad-ass Ripley in Alien
 
3. Would you rather be a zombie, alien, or psycho? (why)
zombie, because you don't have to jump out and scare anyone, you just mull around groaning while people run screaming

4. How many Halloween, Friday the 13th, or Nightmare on Elm Street movies combined do you have on dvd? 
zero

5. What is the scariest movie you have ever seen? 
The Exorcist and The Grudge

6. Lamest costume you have worn on Halloween? 
The "ceiling fan" costume two years ago at work. People were guessing what I was all day long. They loved it, once they "got it." I would just rather go with a standard, non-pun costume.

7. Favorite Halloween treat? 
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

8. Friendly-faced jack o’lantern or scary one?
scary
 
9. Have you ever had nightmares about a scary movie character chasing you? 
no

10. Best thing about Halloween? 
costumes

11. Strangest Halloween custom you’ve heard of? 
Hiding knives in Germany, so wandering spirits don't get injured. 

12. Person in your family who most likes Halloween (not counting yourself)? 
None of us are excessively into Halloween as adults, but we all loved it when we were little!

13. Are you superstitious? If so, name at least one superstition of yours. 
I'm not superstitious in general, but if I start doing something during a football game that seems to coincide with my team taking a turn for the worse, I will stop doing that thing. 

14. What's your best Halloween memory?
Teri and I taking Niki and Lauren trick-or-treating when they were 2. Lauren was Tigger and Niki was Piglet. We had to explain to the girls several times that they needed to say "Trick or Treat," because they would just stand there when the doors opened, holding their baskets out, waiting for candy. LOL. So cute!
 
15. At what age were you allowed to go trick-or-treating by yourself?
I'm pretty sure I trick-or-treated with my friends and no parents in third grade. We were 7-8 years old.

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Lunch with the Work Homies

Friday, October 28, 2016

Had a fun lunch with two of my programmer buddies today. When conversation turned to a certain office "problem child," as it always seems to at some point, I realized something. You know the irrational, self-doubting thoughts even the most qualified and esteemed people have now and then, in positions of responsibility and power, where you are pretty sure the world is about to figure out that you are a complete fraud? Well, this person is an actual fraud, who continues to display incompetence at just about every aspect of the job.

I wondered... does the problem child have those "they're going to figure it out" thoughts EVERY DAY? How incredibly stressful that must be.

Most likely though, this person just thinks everyone else is stupid.

Anyhoo, they asked if I would please come back to the office, which was very sweet. I would love to work with them again every day. Perhaps it shall be so, someday, when we're working together at the Fair and Unbiased News Network!


Friday Food Survey

1. How do you feel about golden Oreos?

They are an abomination.

2. What is your favorite dessert topping?
Chocolate sauce

3. What is your favorite flavor/brand of bubble gum?
Super Bubble original flavor

4. Favorite cheese?
lately- Cotija

5. Favorite Lunch Meat?
salami

6. Favorite ice cream flavor?
mint chocolate chip

7. Best looking food?
roasted salmon

8. Best food to put cheese on?
flour tortilla

9. Best sexual food?
grapes

10. Best tasting drink in the summer?
sweet tea

11. Best tasting drink in winter?
mocha latte

12. Best food for a night out with friends?
Mexican

13. Best foods to eat with a roll?
turkey with gravy, pasta with marinara sauce

14. Messiest food, in your opinion?
barbecued pork ribs- yummy!

15. Easiest food to prepare?
cereal

16. Cheapest food you ever ate?
Many times, I would open and drain a can of tuna, squirt mustard into it, and eat it for lunch or dinner in college. It was like 40 cents.

17. Most expensive food you ever ate?
Probably a tie between swordfish at Eddie V's and ribeye at Austin Land and Cattle, both $35-ish for just the entree.

18. Stinkiest food you ever ate?
I'm pretty sure Dad never convinced me to try the Limburger cheese he ate all the time when I was a kid. I think the stinkiest was the onion sandwiches he made for himself and me back then. Two pieces of bread covered in mayonnaise, with thick slices of yellow onion in between. Lots of salt and pepper and Mom giving us the stink-eye (no pun intended) in the background, because she said it was horrible and had no nutritional value whatsoever.

19. Favorite dipping sauce?
Chuy's jalapeño ranch. YES.

20. Best pizza topping?
salami

21. Favorite potato chip flavor?
sour cream and onion

22. Most toxic substance you ever ate?
I've never eaten anything toxic.

23. Most calories you ate in one meal?
Probably at a Thanksgiving meal at my grandparents' place years ago. I may have had 2500 calories in a sitting, with all the standard dishes.

24. Favorite soda?
Coke Zero

25. Favorite flavor of juice?
My very favorite is grape, but I can't get past the calorie count, so I usually drink my second favorite- orange.

26. Favorite Vegetable?
snow peas

27. Favorite fruit?
watermelon

28. Worst canned food?
peas *shudder*

29. Best side dish?
onion straws- where can I get onion straws in this town?

30. Worst fast food restaurant?
Taco Bueno

31. Best restaurant?
Austin Land and Cattle

32. Best smelling food?
chocolate chip cookies

33. Favorite appetizer?
well-cooked and adequately seasoned fried calamari

34. Favorite cookie flavor?
chocolate chip

35. Favorite cake flavor?
chocolate

36. Favorite pie flavor?
cherry

37. Chocolate or rainbow sprinkles?
Chocolate. Rainbow sprinkles are incredibly gross.

38. Ketchup or Mustard?
mustard

39. Best food to have on a date?
some sort of boneless chicken, so you can use a fork effectively and not attach yourself to any unflattering scents, like fish or garlic

40. Most share-able food?
queso

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Dolores's Kitchen

Thursday, October 27, 2016

Oh. Mah. Gawd. Dolores Catania's kitchen reno before and after looks almost exactly like ours, right down to the gray island! Cool!

Dolores's
Mine

She has great taste. I just adore her and Siggy on RHONJ. Those two are like a couple of regular girls floating around in the sea of drama. They have the same shocked reactions to everything that we're having at home. I hope they stay around.

Lauren declared the Cheeseburger Spaghetti Pie I made last night for the first time to be "a recipe made up by high college students with a bunch of burger ingredients in the fridge." Neither she nor Jeff liked the ketchup that's in it. It tasted good to me, but I agree the sweetness is unexpected, since a more spicy or neutral tomato sauce is typically on pasta. I thought it would be a good alternative to pizza night, but it'll be a no-go!


Saturday 9: Tubular Bells (1973)
Unfamiliar with this week's tune? Hear it here.

1) According to Reader's Digest, The Exorcist is the scariest movie of all time. Have you seen it, and if so, did it scare you?

Yes and yes! It gets my vote for scariest. The Grudge is pretty damn scary as well.

2) The Exorcist has been made into a TV series on Fox, premiering last month. Have you become a fan of any of the season's new shows?
This is Us - the best new drama on TV. From the very first ad, it reminded me of Thirtysomething in a very good way, and I was thrilled to find out later that Ken Olin- Michael on Thirtysomething - is the executive producer. The characters are great. Perfect amount of humor thrown in. Bravo! Also, American Housewife cracks me up. 

3) "Tubular Bells" is a popular ringtone for both Android and iPhone. What's your ringtone?
Night Owl

4) As Halloween approaches, do you watch more scary shows and movies?
Not really.

5) Do you have any recurring nightmares?
I have a recurring one where I am driving and the road starts doing strange things, like going into the ocean, or straight up into the sky, or down in a steep spiral.

6) Have you carved a jack o' lantern this year?
Nope. We don't usually carve one. We did when Lauren was little.

7) Do you like the taste of pumpkin seeds?
Yes! Roasted and salted.

8) What will the trick or treaters who knock on your door get?
They'll get nothing if they knock on the door, because we'll be handing out Kit Kats with Scott-n-Julie's cul-de-sac.

9) A Halloween "let's pretend:" Back in the 1950s, a home in your neighborhood was the site of a gruesome murder/suicide. Relatives retained ownership of the house but declined to live there. During the ensuing decades, a legend grew: The tragic couple haunts the halls. Generations of schoolchildren insist they heard strange sounds and saw curtains often move mysteriously. Now the house is about to be demolished. A local charity is raising money by sponsoring a Halloween sleepover. Would you be willing to stay in this haunted house over night?
Hell to the no.

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Sunday Stealing on Monday

Monday, October 24, 2016

A&M 14
'Bama 33

Gah. We were winning in the third quarter against what is probably the best college football team in all of history. One ill-timed roughing the passer penalty led to a Tide touchdown, followed by huge emotional deflation, then 13 more points for 'Bama by the end of the game. I am so proud that we are incredibly improved from the past couple of years against them, and very disappointed that we couldn't keep up the fight.

Congrats to the crazy-amazing Crimson Tide. We'll see you next year!

Sunday Stealing: Wish List Meme

1.) What are 3 things on your Wish list and why? 

* shoes, because they're always on my list
* casual cool weather tops, because this will be the first fall/winter that I haven't been in an office every day
* a yellow candle for the mantel, because it will coordinate with the kitchen better than the blue one there now
 
2.) Do you miss your childhood? 
Not really. It was fantastic, but it's good to be a grown-up, too.

3.) What do you do on your spare time on the weekends? 
We usually try to do a day trip or interesting activity. If we stay at home, we'll watch a movie.

4.) What do you appreciate most in your life?
having a safe, pleasant place to live and great family and friends
 
5.) Would you rather be rich or healthy?
healthy
 
6.) If you could go back in time would you and why? 
I wouldn't go back permanently, but it would be great to go back to certain places and times just to visit.

7.) Favorite game as a child? 
Trouble, with the Pop-O-Matic! Sometimes you just pop it a million times for no reason.

8.) What is your dream career?
songwriter
 
9.) What do you do in your free time? 
Lately, I play Simcity Buildit. It's an addiction, really. Any time things get slow, I start checking on my city.

10.) Favorite clothing stores? 
Macy's, Steinmart

11.) What TV shows can't you live without?
The Blacklist, Real Housewives of NYC/New Jersey/Beverly Hills/OC/Dallas 
 
12.) 3 things you need in your life are: 
music, humor, football

13.) What can't you sleep without? 
a good pillow

14.) Who do you have a celebrity crush on? 
Bradley Cooper

15.) What is your Favorite Season and why? 
Spring- coming out of winter with warmer weather and flowers and stuff

16.) What is your Favorite Wild Animal? 
chimpanzee

17.) Name 3 of your Favorite Childhood shows:
CHiPs, Happy Days, Three's Company
 
18.) If you could live as a character in a movie, who would it be? 
the supercool Lara Croft

19.) Favorite vegetables? 
snow peas, jicama, cucumber

20.) Favorite Fruit?
watermelon
 
21.) If you had a dragon what would you name it?
Sparky
 
22.) What do you put on hotdogs? 
mustard and ketchup

23.) Do you play online games? 
Simcity Buildit

24.) Whats your favorite way to get inspired?
a great view
 
25.) Do you have a middle name?
Yes

26.) Favorite kid's name?
Lauren and Ethan
 
27.) Do you speak any other languages? 
No

28.) Do you use Twitter? 
No

29.) Do you go onto YouTube? 
Yep

30.) Do you play Angry Birds?
I have
  
31.) Do you like Angry Birds?
It's alright.
 
32.) Do you like Hello Kitty? 
Sure

33.) Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Plenty of times

34.) Who would you like to see in concert? 
JT

35.) Can you swim well? 
I never excelled in swimming. I swim well enough not to drown though. 

36.) Ever won a contest? 
several mostly academic contests, from creative writing to science fairs to choir

37.) Ever won a giveaway? 
I won the door prize (free groceries) as part of a test audience years ago, where we watched two new TV pilots and gave our feedback. I also won tickets to Huey Lewis and the News at a radio event in college.

38.) Do you get a full 8 hours of sleep every night? 
Ahaha no. I get about 6, maybe 7 on a good night.

39.) What tea do you like? 
Tazo Iced True Black or Gold Peak Sweet

40.) What coffee do you like?
Dunkin Donuts decaf
 
41.) Do you shop at Walmart? 
Sometimes

42.) Do you shop at Target?
Often

43.) What do you order at Second Cup?
 
I don't know what that is.

45.) Do you like homemade meals?
Yes
 
46.) Do you like homemade baked goods? 
Of course

47.) Do you shop online?
Yep
 
48.) Name 3 online stores you would like to shop at:
Amazon
Pottery Barn
Macy's

49.) What holiday don't you like?
I like them all
 
50.) What do you eat more of when you're sick?
soup

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Because We All Need a Little FUN

Friday, October 21, 2016

I have grown quite weary of the media and other Clinton supporters shoving Hillary down our throats. I avoid anything resembling news lately, and if anyone mentions a political word, I do my best to smile and nod and move on.

Where does one go for "fair and unbiased" news, anyway? Our choices are 672 liberal media outlets who actually think Clinton can do no wrong and one FOX News who actually thinks Trump can do no wrong. Someone said the other day that the days of "fair and unbiased" news are in the past, and that we should embrace and appreciate journalists making their opinions known. Ummmm.... no thanks. With the media spinning everything, there is no truth in reporting. It's simply manipulation.

Sooo... my newest get-rich business idea with Crystal is Fair and Unbiased News- the FUN network! Check with your local cable provider.

Recent social media and blog posts, calling people who don't support Hillary "morons" and "idiots," truly shocked me last week. They also claimed votes "don't count" unless they are for Clinton or Trump, and if you don't vote for her, well... then you've obviously lost all your dang marbles.

Is this really where we've landed this election year? Perhaps you should focus on the candidates and not trashing your own friends.

Clinton will certainly win, but she'll have to be voted in by her supporters, along with the "lesser of two evils" folks who happen to land on her side. As for me, I'm writing someone in. (Yes, a valid candidate, not Mickey Mouse... although he would be a better choice than some others.)

If that means to you that I'm a moron and that my vote is wasted, so be it. :)

I wonder, are there any opposing viewpoints at newspapers or on television? Closeted conservatives at CNN, with secret handshakes? A few liberals at ol' FOX news giving each other a knowing glance when they pass in the halls? Surely there are. Yeesh, can you imagine going to a place like that every day for work right now? They've got to be even more excited than the rest of us that the election is almost over.

To end on a happy note this Friday evening, here's a little Michigan J. Frog. Remember him?!



...that lovin' raaaaaaaaag!

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Campaign Slogan 2016

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Jeff and I were at Mandola's last week. I grabbed a drink and went to the back room. Jeff came in a few minutes later.

"There's someone here you know! He'll be here in a minute to say hi."

Well, that could be anyone from the exterminator, to a childhood friend, to George Clooney, or anyone in-between.

(Clooney might come to my table to say hi, at my husband's request. Okay, when I actually see it written out, probably not.)

I asked for further clarification, but the hubby wouldn't give me any more info.

Dah dah daaaaaaah... It was the IT director from work. That would have been my last guess. Ha! Very nice of him to come over and chat!

Speaking of work (rare segue!), I had lunch with Mel and Crystal on Friday. The two new CDMs have been there two months, and Mel said one met with HR last week with a complaint about the manager. No surprise there. HR is going to coach the employee on how to work with this particular manager. We just keep saying, the first step to fixing a problem is admitting there's a problem. Shaking. My. Head.

And finally... #LastTextYouSentIsYourPresidentialCampaign:

"Bwahaha! Who knew?"

*snort*

See, Laura sent me a link to an article about tampons causing cancer, and this was my response. It's been a running joke for many years, since this conversation happened--

Laura: I don't use tampons, because they cause cancer.
Me: No they don't. I have used them my entire life and...
Laura: And you've had cancer. TWICE.

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Just Cancel It

Sunday, October 16, 2016

Now trending:

LOLOL. And three cheers for that idea! I keep hoping a candidate with an iota of integrity on one side or the other will step up and say, "I got this," but I think we've run out of time.

Well, file this under "That Just Happened." I was sitting outside Friday afternoon, when I heard a horrific crash. Turns out a teenager (later charged with DUI) drove his car into a strip center business! Luckily, no one was hurt. Scary!


Friday 5 for October 14: Be of Good Cheer

1. What’s something non-political you’re rooting for nowadays?
Aggie Football! 'Tis the season!

2. What were the circumstances–and who was the recipient–the last time you were part of a standing ovation?
Last Friday night, at the end of the Priscilla, Queen of the Desert performance at Zach.

3. What’s a cheer you remember from high school or college?
Our favorite was: Ooh! Ahh! CC! Say it, say it, say it... Ohh! Ahh! CC!... 
(Clear Creek High)

4. What inanimate object in your residence deserves applause for its outstanding role in your life this past week?
My new utility room valance, a long time coming! It finishes the room.

5. When was the last time a group of people clapped for you?
After my presentation at our Berlin investigators' meeting last year.

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Hey Siri

Wednesday, October 12, 2016

Maroon 5's new song "Don't Wanna Know" was on the radio on my way home from the airport today. (Scott-n-Kirsten are on their way to Australia! I'm totally jealous!) I asked my personal assistant, Siri (...who happens to be Australian, ha!), "Hey Siri- Does Maroon 5 have a new album?"

He said, "Yes."

Smartassery. Alrighty then.

"What is Maroon 5's new album called?"

"Sugar: Deluxe Single."

"That was last year and 'Sugar' isn't an album."

"I'm sorry. I didn't understand that."

When Siri and I aren't on the same page, he should just say, "I'm sorry I didn't understand that, but I'd be happy to collect some George Clooney photos from the internet for your perusal, straightaway."

Then I don't have to contemplate trading him in for the British fellow.

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I Took a Pill to Show a Veechee I Was Cool?

Tuesday, October 11, 2016


But first... This is something called Oculus Touch. Evidently, it is a controller for the Oculus Rift VR system. I'm wondering exactly what kind of game this is for. Just... hmm.

Okay. So, Mike Posner's "I Took a Pill in Ibiza," was on the radio this morning and stuck in my head, so I was singing it. Lauren asked why I was singing that song, and I told her how much I like the lyrics (and that it also happened to be the last song on the radio, so you know that one sticks for hours). We talked about a few of the lyrics and she said she always thought the song was about doing drugs, so she didn't like it much, but now that she realized it's just the opposite, she likes it more now.

Here's a great article about the song, written by Mike himself, where he talks about the song's lyrics frequently being misunderstood on the first listen, in that very way. He wanted this to be a lyrics- driven song. "When Tony Maserati mixed my album I had him turn all of the lead vocals two to three decibels louder than he normally would. I wanted the lyrics on TOP of the music. I wanted to see if I could make people hear the lyrics on the first listen instead of the second or third."

I took a pill in Ibiza
To show Avicii I was cool...


Avicii is a Swedish DJ. Ahhh! I have always wondered who the heck he was trying to impress. A Fiji? A Veechee? What's a veechee anyway? Was it Spanish- a Vichi? Oy.

...I get along with old timers
'Cause my name's a reminder of a pop song people forgot...

It's good to know from my visiting several music message boards that I'm not the only one who spent time thinking about the name Mike Posner and what old pop song from the 60's or 70's includes the words "Mike" or "Posner" or something that sounds like them. It turns out, he's referring to his own song from 2010, "Cooler Than Me." He's not talking older people's music here. Well, at least a lot of us worked out our brains trying to figure out that tidbit! Ha!

Here is the original tune, which is not the one that was on the charts this summer...



I like that, too, for times when I feel like crying in my beer.

The popular radio version is actually a remix...



...You don't wanna be stuck up on that stage singing
All I know are sad songs, sad songs...

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