The Giggles

Sunday, March 29, 2015

I got the giggles BAD today. Holy moley. That Cottonelle commercial was on, where the English lady offers people Cottonelle toilet paper when they go to the bathroom. When they come back, she asks them if they feel clean enough to go commando. When they say yes, she makes them go back into the bathroom to take off their underwear and they come back out again with their undies in a little gift bag.

It's the weirdest ad ever.

Well, next to most Mentos ads, but... yeah.

Lauren: Oh. I didn't...

Okay. Hold on. I'm giggling again already.

Ahem.

Lauren: Oh. I didn't realize that the only reason I wear panties is to keep poo off my pants.

(Let me know if you "had to be there" to appreciate the whole tone of the statement. I will be happy to reenact it for you, although I may giggle myself into a seizure.)

There was another funny thing earlier this week-- We saw Drafthouse Films' new flick Spring, which was good. And had lots of pretty Italy scenes, which make me want to go for a vacay all the more, despite the whole bloody mess of a horror which occurred in the film. :)

So there is a line in it where Louise and Evan are talking and he asks her if she thinks a person's name determines their personality. She says yes and follows with, "All women named Crystal are sluts."

Bwahaha!

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Waiting for Pitch Perfect 2

Saturday, March 28, 2015

*drums fingers*

Can't wait for summer!!

One of the many many great songs from Pitch Perfect...

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Saturday 9

Hoping we can take a Hill Country drive today to see all the gorgeous wildflowers! I miss my 360 commute, with all the flowers on the highway. (But only this week and next, after that, they can take their Hwy 360 traffic and cram it. Boo-yah.)

Saturday 9: Thinking Out Loud (2014)
Unfamiliar with this week's tune? Hear it here.

1) This week's featured artist, Ed Sheeran, was discovered by Elton John. Tell us your favorite Elton John song.



Oh! And...



2) Ed's arms are covered in tattoos, so clearly he doesn't suffer from trypanophobia, or the fear of needles. Do you get nervous when the doctor gives you a shot?
Nah.

3) One of his tattoos depicts a Heinz Tomato Ketchup label. What condiments are in your kitchen right now?
Mayo, mustard, ketchup, Cholula, Schlotzsky's Sauce, Salt Lick Sauce, honey mustard, jalapeno ranch, soy sauce, Hoisin sauce... the list is endless.

4) Spotify named Sheeran the most-streamed artist in the world for 2014. Do you use Spotify? Pandora?
No, but I want to choose one and start listening. I just haven't done it yet.  Any suggestions for which is best?

5) Ed celebrated his success by purchasing a farm near Suffolk, England. Would you prefer to live in a rural, suburban or urban area?
suburban

6) In this song, Ed sings about kissing "under the light of one thousand stars." Were you able to see the stars last night? Or was it it too cloudy or overcast?
Yes, it was clear. Beautiful day yesterday, too!

7) Ed is a natural red head, a trait he shares with only about 2% of the population. Does red hair run in your family? 
Yep. Dad had red hair. He and Oma told me stories of how the soldiers on both sides during World War II (when Dad was a toddler in Germany) would pick my dad out of a crowd and give him candy and talk to him when they came through town, because he was so cute and had this great head of red hair. I was born with red hair, and then it turned to auburn by the time I was 3. Dad's went more auburn over time as well.

8) One of Clairol's most popular shades is a red (Nice 'n Easy Natural Light Auburn). Have you/would you dye your hair?
I have dyed my hair with temporary colors several times just for funzies. I will dye it again when it starts turning grey for sure!

9) Random question: Look at the windows in the room you're in. Are they covered in curtains or blinds?
The windows in our living room, where I am sitting, are not covered at all.

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The Ghost is Me

Sunday, March 22, 2015

Scott shared this new-to-me artist with us. This vid is the acoustic version of this song and I wanted to share it, too!

"Dearly Departed" Shakey Graves feat. Esme Patterson, from last year's SXSW--



Watched a bit of Forgetting Sarah Marshall last night. I forgot how hilarious that movie is. I've updated the Movie Quote of the Week (see right sidebar) to it. There are a ton of quotable lines, so it can be there for a while!

Sunday Stealing: Threes Meme

1. Three things that scare me: open closet doors at night, The Grudge, people sitting on balcony railings
2. Three people who make me laugh: Crystal, Jen and Lauren
3. Three things I love: music, beaches, a great Moscato
4. Three things I hate: closed-mindedness, dangerous drivers, oatmeal
5. Three things I don't understand: bitcoin, Snapchat, why barometric pressure changes cause sinus headaches
6. Three things on my desk: photo of Lauren, Troy and Jaxon at a winter guard show; an A&M mug for pens; a pack of wintergreen gum
7. Three things I'm doing right now: watching Real Housewives of NY, making plans to go to College Station for a visit, petting Maya
8. Three things I want to do before I die: go to Italy, meet my brother in person, see the Aurora Borealis
9. Three things I can do: roll and flip my tongue, write song lyrics, take a great photo
10. Three things I can't do: scuba dive, cook swordfish, keep plants alive
11. Three things you should listen to: your mother, rain on the roof, Ed Sheeran's cover of "Take Me to Church"



12. Three things you should never listen to: Kanye West rants, anyone who drains your spirit, acid rock
13. Three things I'd like to learn: German, guitar, ballroom dancing
14. Three favorite foods: medium rare rib-eye steak, pomegranate, warm bread with butter
15. Three beverages I drink regularly: unsweet tea, Diet Dr. Pepper, water with lemon
16. Three shows I watched as a kid: Happy Days, Three's Company, Love Boat

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Awkward... but Awesome!

Saturday, March 21, 2015

Mel is preggers. Totally obvious for several weeks now (she's four months), but she wasn't telling anyone. And after that one time when we all just outright asked if she was, and she said no, and we all felt really bad, none of us have said a word about it.

Well, on the way to Berlin, one of our directors asked me if Melissa had told Ari about being pregnant yet. Because I didn't want her to feel bad for letting the cat out of the bag, I just said no.

On Tuesday, Mel was back at work after having been out with a stomach virus for a day and the director asked her, in front of a group of us in the hallway, "Was it baby stuff?"

Mel said, "No, but thanks for spilling the beans! I hadn't told Kathy and Crystal yet!"

Then everyone felt bad. Melissa had told the office while C and I were out the last Friday and was worried she'd hurt our feelings. The director didn't know we didn't know (for certain anyway, I mean seriously, she is REALLY pregnant), and felt bad for saying anything. I felt bad for not telling the director I didn't know before she told me on the trip. Way AWKWARD.

But now everyone knows for certain. We're all so happy for her!!


Saturday 9: It's Not Unusual (1965)
Unfamiliar with this week's tune? Check here.

Unfamiliar????!  I grew up with this and all other Tom Jones songs in constant rotation on the record player. Mom was an uberfan!

1) In this song, Tom sings that "it's not unusual to go out at any time." Will you be "out and about" this weekend?
It's rainy this weekend, but we'll probably go see a movie. We had a fabulous dinner at Scott-n-Julie's last night.

2) Before his music career took off, Tom supported himself and his young family by working as a vacuum cleaner salesman. Could the room you're in right now benefit from a thorough cleaning with a vacuum?
Nope! Lauren vacuumed recently.

3) You can purchase a verified Tom Jones autograph on eBay for $299 (or the best offer). When you were growing up, did you collect signatures and sayings from your friends? (Autograph book? Yearbook? Cast?)
I collected autographs from celebs when I was growing up. I also had an autograph book and yearbooks with signatures from friends. Never had a cast.

4) At the height of his popularity, female fans would throw their panties onstage at Tom Jones. Sam can't imagine doing this, and not just because she's not that crazy about Tom Jones. She'd be embarrassed because her underwear drawer could use a serious refresh. If you could choose one new article of clothing to add to your wardrobe today, what would it be? 
A casual top.

5) "Tom Jones" is also the name of character in a famous 18th century novel. Tell us about a character from a book you wish you were friends with in real life.
The last book character friend I wanted to have was Pippi Longstocking, in my elementary school days. Can we do movie instead? In that case, I would say Annie from Bridesmaids.

6) When this song was popular in March 1965, Sarah Jessica Parker of Sex and the City fame was born. Do you share your birthday with anyone famous?
Marvin Gaye

7) Also in 1965, when this song was a hit, Americans were riveted by the Gemini space program and children all over the country wanted to be astronauts. Think back to your childhood: When you were in first or second grade, what did you want to be when you grew up?
a doctor

8) Fifty years ago, the most popular headache reliever was aspirin, and you could buy a bottle of 200 tablets for just $1. Do you have any aspirin in your medicine chest right now?
I do!

9) Random question: You've just entered a public restroom. Would you rather find a paper towel dispenser or hot air hand dryer?
Paper towel dispenser, please.

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Berlin

Sunday, March 15, 2015

Arrived in Berlin Tuesday night. Leslie and I took the same BA Dreamliner flight in Club World (business class, the seats that lie flat for sleeping) that we took for our London meeting. I'm telling you, once you do this, you can never go back to a regular plane seat. We had to take regular business class from London to Berlin and we complained the whole time. So funny.

We landed at Tegel airport in Berlin and went through immigration. Then we followed some fellow passengers into the main terminal to find baggage claim. Well... it turns out every incoming gate has its own baggage claim right there at the gate. We had passed it and were not allowed to return, since we had gone into the terminal. Airport staff at both the information counter and Baggage Services thought we were insane to have walked right by the tiny baggage carousel at the gate. We saw it, but it was empty and no one had stopped, so it didn't look like a place we should be.

An hour later, the baggage services folks finally brought Leslie's bag, but mine had not arrived. My work laptop with my meeting notes was in that bag, along with my three meeting outfits (two day-long meetings plus a dinner). Disaster!

Our cab driver from the airport to the hotel was supernice. He was from Ghana originally, but had lived in Berlin for twenty years. He gave us a ton of touristy info on our way to the Ritz-Carlton, including mentioning that the former Berlin Wall was marked all the way around the city by a two-brick wide path. It crosses roadways and sidewalks and was one of the most interesting things we saw. No one else ever mentioned it, so we would never have known!

We drove by the Berlin Victory Column. So very pretty. Wish I had been able to return to get a photo of it.

We headed to our rooms (one of the fanciest hotels I've ever stayed in, for sure) for the evening to get an early start sightseeing on Wednesday. LUCKILY, my bag arrived from the airport around 11:30 pm. It had been searched by both US and German security, probably because of the combination of my laptop and all my various plugs and adapters and hairdryer, etc. (I hand-carried my laptop home and my bag wasn't opened at all.)

Wednesday, Leslie and I walked around the city. The Ritz is located near so many interesting places that we never got on a train or took a taxi anywhere. Berlin is almost all new construction since WWII, when so many buildings were destroyed and were completely leveled for rebuilding. Some structures were rebuilt as they were, and some have original parts that are contained within the new structures. It's very different from most of Europe, where a significant number of buildings are very old.

We walked over to the Holocaust Memorial, a quiet, reflective site, with rows and rows of concrete pillars over an entire city block. You can walk through it.


We went to Brandenburg Gate, though I really wanted to see it lit up at night. We hoped to have time to return at some point.


We walked through to take this photo from the former East Berlin side. West Berlin saw the back side of the statue on top, like this... ("Caution! You are now leaving West Berlin.")


Here's how the gate looked in 1945...


Near the Reichstag Building are the cross memorials for those who died trying to get over the wall. You can see the two-brick Berlin Wall path in the road in the photo below.


Next we reached the Reichstag Building, where German legislature meets.


It's a beautiful building, with a stunning city view from the glass dome in the center, which we couldn't tour, because you have to plan way ahead and make reservations. I got lots of photos of the architectural details outside the building though.

Right next to the Reichstag, you can see this building with the more typical modern design of the city's structures. There are also lots of trees in the city. Must be gorgeous in the summer!


Next, we headed to the Topography of Terror, a history museum which is housed on the former site of the Gestapo and SS headquarters. The only parts of those buildings that remain are the basement walls, seen below the Berlin Wall remnant (the longest still-intact segment) here.


Leslie had asked me earlier why the German people and even Hitler's own men went along with Hitler's ideology, and the Topography of Terror goes into that very evolution of the Nazis in great detail. It is an amazing, frequently shocking collection of photos and documents that tell the history of the Nazi regime from its beginning to the post-fall release of prisoners from concentration camps and the war trials, etc.

Next, we stopped at Checkpoint Charlie, even though most people say not to bother. I thought it was interesting to stand in that very spot.


We had dinner with our clients that night at the hotel. The next day, we trained our European colleages on the project manuals and the database. When I did the Canadian training a few weeks ago, I had an hour, but talked fifteen minutes over. At this training, they gave me 40 minutes, but with questions and  everything, I spoke for an hour and a half. Meh.

The project meeting itself was Friday (only talked for 20 minutes!) and then a bunch of us went out for dinner at Gendarmerie. One of the clients wanted to see the Brandenburg Gate at night (what a great idea! heh), so a few of us walked back to the hotel together to see it.


Totally worth the walk.

Ya' know, Napoleon liked that statue atop the gate so much that he stole it and took it to Paris for several years in the 1800's, until Germany took it back.  Well, it is pretty cool.

I had two new discoveries about Europe this trip.

1) Where are the trash cans, people?! Here, there is a trash can about every ten feet in any public place. In London and in Berlin, I was frequently holding trash for blocks until I found a trash receptacle. So weird!

2) Europeans are highly skilled with dinner knives. I was quite impressed. They hold their knife in their non-dominant hand through the entire meal, using it to scoop and maneuver food around the plate and onto the fork. We only pick the knife up to cut something or spread butter on something, then we position it carefully leaning on the plate until we need to cut or spread something again. Y'all- I will push around a little piece of salad for two minutes, trying to get it onto my fork without having to push it with my bread. Next time you're in Europe, pay attention and you'll see it. Just... bravo!

Wish I had more time to stay in Berlin! It is a beautiful city.

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Survey/Meme

Sunday, March 1, 2015

Talked to LAURA today. Yes, it is true. She hasn't fallen off the Earth. She was on her way to the tractor supply store. Not even kidding. She said she needed to get an incubator for her classroom chicken hatching project, but I think she was secretly eying a John Deere.

The two surveys I've done here since I started tagging survey entries as "survey," instead of "meme,"  happen to both be named *Something* Meme. Strange...


Sunday Stealing: 17 Meme

Are you a jealous person? Not generally.

When is the next time you’re traveling out of state? Next Tuesday, I head to Berlin.

Can you write your name in a foreign language? In German, my name is Katrin.

When you’re getting ready for something, do you listen to music?  Not usually. I should!

What is your favorite day of the week? Friday

What is something you did yesterday and wish you could’ve done today? Run into an old high school friend. Bas was at HEB last night when Kathy and I were shopping for our cooking night stuff. Supercool.

If you woke up tomorrow and knew/spoke a different language, which language would you want it to be? German

What did you last order online? Philips smart home light bulbs from Amazon

Do you have any specific hobbies? My fifteen year old scrapbooking website is mostly a hobby, but is a side business as well. I would love to have time to learn how to create a mobile version of the site, but I haven't been able to do that yet.

What’s a song you recently discovered that you want to tell everyone about? I haven't heard anything the last few weeks that I would run and tell everyone about. The last song that blew me away was Ed Sheerhan's "Thinking Out Loud."

Favorite fall or winter accessory? Boots

What did you last eat? Honey Nut Cheerios

Look to your left. What’s there? Lauren is napping on the couch.

How long does it take you to fall asleep? Usually about 5-10 minutes.

Is there a TV in the room you are in? Yep.

What comes to your mind when I say red? A red cocktail dress.

Name something you think is pointless? Posting or replying to political posts on social media. I know- some of my best friends live for that stuff!

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