Entertainment News Commentary

Joey Fatone on Dancing with the Stars?! Guess I'll be watching this season, too. No Anderson Cooper. Too bad. Sanjay would have missed him. Hee.

Britney Spears. Yikes, what a train wreck. All the celebs who are making light of her behavior, saying that she's just having fun give-her-a-break, are soooo out to lunch. It's a shame someone so successful is tossing it all away. Even Paris Hilton doesn't want to be associated with her. Paris! Hilton!

It seems obvious that Anna Nicole Smith wanted to be buried with her son. What needs to be determined is the paternity of that baby girl. Howard K. Stern is a pathetic loser (irrelevant to the paternity issue, but it has to be said), and didn't seem to have a romantic relationship with her until after they got to the Bahamas. I'm going for the hair guy. Rah rah! Not just because he's the cutest either. :p