Surgery Process Complete

Thursday, March 24, 2011

I had the final follow-up visit with my plastic surgeon yesterday morning. It began much like a spa treatment. They put me in a deliciously soft and very expensive ivory robe. Then I was lounging in a comfy and interesting medical chair. Too bad there wasn't champagne.

All too soon, the nurse was in there, oohing and ahhing over my "impressive visual result," and moving right in to get her hands on me. At the three-month mark, pretty much everyone in the office has groped you.

The surgeon came in and did his exam. Then they did my "after" photo session. Ahh, the photo sessions. They're a "stand here with your toes on this tape line on the floor" thing, sort of like the DMV, only naked.

In the end, the surgery and my healing went extremely well. So yay!

Lauren still has the stomach virus that I brought home from San Antonio and gave to my family. So she's home again today. :( We're watching The View right now- Joy Behar made me laugh with "Lindsay Lohan will be tried by a jury of her peers... a bunch of out-of-control starlets."

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Wednesday- Reformatted

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Okay, Windows Live Writer officially bites. (See next entry.)

Jeff has decided that all we need to do to strike it rich, quit our jobs and travel the world in style, is come up with one awesome cellphone app that will rock everyone's socks at $2 a pop. He said he'll do the programming. I just have to come up with the creative idea.

I got nothin'.

Remember, I'm the one who doesn't have a smartphone.

Now cracking me up at The Bloggess: Ooh! Pistachios!

Have a fabulous Wednesday, y'all!

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*tap tap* Is this Thing On?

This entry is an experiment with Windows Live Writer, because Firefox and Blogger don't play well together. Of course, Microsoft and I have had our own difficulties in the sandbox. We'll see if it actually shows up when I post it!Jeff has decided that all we need to do to strike it rich, quit our jobs and travel the world in style, is come up with one awesome cellphone app that will rock everyone's socks at $2 a pop. He said he'll do the programming. I just have to come up with the creative idea.I got nothin'.Remember, I'm the one who doesn't have a smartphone.Now cracking me up at The Bloggess: Ooh! Pistachios!Have a fabulous Wednesday, y'all!

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Mom and Dad Suck the Fun Out of Spring Break

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

There is a daily news program specifically for schools that is shown in middle and high school classrooms across the country each day. Yesterday, they did a feature on Spring Break in CancĂșn. I completely agree with the point of the story, with vacationing students saying not going to CancĂșn would be like not going to California if there were violence in the streets in Virginia. They're absolutely right.

What I didn't like was 18-year-olds giggling that their parents had discouraged them from going to Mexico because of safety concerns, but they blew them off as being overprotective and went anyway. That's not a message I think a school news program should be putting out to kids. They could have done the same story about fun, beautiful and safe places to visit in Mexico, while omitting the suggestion that "your parents are paranoid and clueless and you should do as you please."

Yikes- I sound like a mom!


Monday Mayhem

1. Are you concerned at all with the possibility that radiation leaks could head your way?
No. We're waaaaaaaaaaaay too far away for any significant exposure. (Unless things go completely batsh*t, Tokyo is most likely too far away for any significant exposure.)

2. What is the one thing that you will always go cheap on?
Gasoline- I won't ever buy anything but regular, and at the cheapest recognizable name gas station I can find.

3. What would you buy that price would have no limit?
Any medical thing my child would need to survive an illness or injury. Or Clooney's half-eaten French toast.

4. Name a TV show that could be about the stupidest thing ever.
Hogs Gone Wild. Oh wait. That is a show about the stupidest thing ever.

5. What is the strangest thing you have ever eaten?
Alligator. Wimpy, I know. Escargot? I really need to get out more.

6. If it were really hot out and you were at the beach, would you go in the water even if it was dirty or full of jellyfish?
I would never go into dirty ocean. I've been in jellyfish-infested ocean... by accident. If I knew they were there before I got in, then no.

7. Can you teach old dogs new tricks or is it just not worth the effort?
New tricks- always good. Or improvements to old tricks. Heh. Definitely worth the effort.

8. What makes comfort foods taste so good?
almost always a stick of butter

9. How do you like your steak cooked?
medium rare

10. Have you ever stepped on something and had it stuck in your foot?
I got a little piece of glass in my shoe while we were tubing in New Braunfels many years ago. When I got out of the water, it went into my foot and wouldn't come out and got infected and stuff. SO. Gross.

11. We're looking for viral video theme ideas. What's your best idea for a viral video day?
Post the best viral video with an amateur singer or band doing a song cover as good as or better than the original song.

12. What is your twitter handle? Can we follow you?
My Twitter name is my fake rock-chick name, which cannot be revealed in this forum. I hardly ever tweet anyway. I'm only over there to follow people who aren't on Facebook.

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Scary Middle-of-the-Night Phone Call

Monday, March 21, 2011

Any calls between 11:00 p.m. and 6 a.m. scare me to death. That moment is all about seeing who is on caller ID, isn't it? Ack.

Last night, about 2:45 a.m., the phone rang with a private number on caller ID. I picked up and a young guy said hello. His voice was shaking. I could tell he was physically shaking, because of the sound of the phone rustling against his head. He was speaking very softly. Between the muffled whisper and the shaking voice, I could barely understand him. He identified himself as my nephew, of which I have zero, but my cousin is Lauren's age, and I am frequently mistaken for his aunt (although not by him)... so I asked if he was at home in Colorado and he said yes.

He wouldn't talk, so I asked if everything was ok and he said no. I asked if he and his mom were alright. He said yes. I asked what was wrong. He said "relationships."

"With mom? A girlfriend?"

"My girlfriend."

"Is she there? Is she ok?"

"She isn't here. She's fine."

Once I established that no one was hurt, we continued to talk for about fifteen minutes. He said he was whispering because he didn't want to wake up his mom. He went into great detail about an extremely personal problem with his girlfriend. I gave him lots of advice and calmed him down a little.

I just kept wondering if it was actually my cousin. Age came up at some point, so I asked him "How old are you right now?" (He's 16.)

"Eighteen."

"I'm sorry, tell me who this is again."

"Michael."

Yeah. NOT my cousin.

I had to tell this poor kid that he wasn't talking to his aunt.

"I'm so sorry, but it looks like you dialed the wrong number. This isn't your aunt."

"Oh my God, I'm so sorry."

"No no no. It's totally okay. I want you to call her about this though."

"Ok. I will."

Poor guy. I'm still wondering how he's doing. :(

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Sorry I Can't Afford a Ferrari...

Saturday, March 19, 2011

...but that don't mean I can't get you there...

I have developed a very sudden crazy love for Cee Lo Green's "F*ck You". Love the music. Awesome pissy lyrics. Best of all, no one can manage to sit still while it's playing. No one! I've posted the official video of Cee Lo's clean version in the sidebar >>>. I'm pretty much listening to it on constant repeat now. Problem is, I keep dancing around or busting into my serious vocals (ya' feelin' me, Miss Angel?), so I can't seem to finish this post or anything else I'm working on.

Gwyneth Paltrow was adorable singing it with him at the Grammys. This is her Glee version (I've only watched a few episodes of Glee, but her recurring character is hilarious... and her outfit here- SO CUTE!)...



One of the best things ever--- coming home from a mini-vacation and it's the beginning of the weekend. Yeah, baby!!

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San Antonio Day 2

Friday, March 18, 2011

Me: George Clooney has gotten too skinny.
Donna: I'd still do him.
Me: Goes without saying.

Yesterday was another fun day at the Riverwalk. The four of us hit the mall briefly and had lunch. D and I came back to the hotel to hang out with our favorite waiter on the river. Through the afternoon, the Irish pub next door had a band playing traditional Irish music. A Mariachi group was playing in our restaurant, for an interesting combination of musical styles. Only in San Antonio!

The Jovi concert was really great! Afterward, we all came back to the hotel and hung out at the pub until it closed.

At one point, a young couple across the river stopped and the guy got down on one knee, and the entire pub started whooping and cheering. Then he pulled a camera out of his pocket and took a photo of his girlfriend. NICE. A whole bar full of St. Patrick's Day revelers, disappointed. Heh. No pressure, dude.

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Top o' the Mornin' to Ya'

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Happy St. Patrick's Day! We're having a good time here in cloudy San Antonio. Hopefully the sun will come out later, like it did yesterday.

Donna and I checked into our hotel and spent the afternoon chatting and people-watching at a perfect table at the restaurant, outside on the Riverwalk. Since D is in tourism, she not only knows all the cool places to stay and eat and go, she knows people at those places, or makes fast friends with them on arrival, which inevitably gets her and her guests top notch service and perks we would not have otherwise gotten.

D had wine and I had two (one too many) margaritas. She ordered oysters and made me try one. I think I had a raw oyster once in Galveston as a teenager, because I remember them telling me to just swallow it as fast as I could so I wouldn't taste it. This one she gave me dressed up with cocktail sauce and on a cracker, which is how "oyster virgins" are supposed to eat them. It was actually pretty good. It's the first thing I've ever had that tasted like ocean. Very fresh and light. I still won't be ordering them for myself anytime soon.

By the time we left, D had befriended our waiter, Sergio, and also the restaurant manager. We told Sergio we would be back after dinner with some friends. He told us to ask for him.

We met Kelly and Barb at the restaurant a few blocks away. D quickly let the staff know she is friends with the chef who owns the restaurant and knows the local chef as well. They buzzed around us all night, chatting it up. Very fun. We didn't know which wine we wanted, so they brought out four for us to try, and we chose two. We had a German onion tart appetizer which was to die for. Then dinner, then dessert, where the chef sent an additional one out for us to try. At the end--- the restaurant comped our appetizer and all the desserts. So nice!

On our way back to the hotel, we were all teasing Donna about how she gets all this special treatment, and how we need to bring her along on all our trips. We get to the restaurant downstairs and it's 10:20 and the hostess tells us they closed at 10. Sergio sees us and tells her he'll take us. He shows us to a table outside, we hang out there until about 11 just having cocktails, and he comes over and tells us they're comping the whole thing. LOL. Now I'm definitely bringing her along on my vacations.

Unfortunately I was just having water at that point, because I was a bit over my typical amount of alcohol for a night out. Kelly started telling me a story, which Barb and Donna already knew, about how several months ago, a woman in five-inch stilettos, talking on a cellphone, had stepped on Kelly's big toe and ripped the nail off. I get queasy hearing about that stuff when I'm completely sober. She was describing it in painstaking detail, the enormous amount of blood covering her sandal and the ground... Donna finally laughed and said, "I think you're making Kathy nauseous."

Nauseous doesn't begin to describe it. Yikes.

So she wrapped up the story in another few minutes, by which time I thought I would have to leave the table. I must have been white as a sheet.

D and I are lounging around in our huge, beautiful hotel room right now. We'll be getting out of our PJs sometime soon, I think. We don't have to be anywhere in particular until the concert tonight. Then Dirty Nelly's, here we come! I'll be the one with the ice water. :)

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San Antonio

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

I'm in preparation mode this morning, heading to the grocery store for last minute preparation of my family before I leave for GIRLS TRIP SAN ANTONIO! Whee!! Donna already has us in tonight at a new restaurant a chef friend of hers just opened on the Riverwalk. Tomorrow is Spa Day (and Concert Day) (and St. Patrick's Day). And every day is Wine Day, when Donna is involved.

Joining us for the three day extravaganza- Kelly, who we met last year at the Dallas Jovi concert, Kelly's friend Barb (both from Frisco), and D's friend DeeDee, who will arrive tomorrow from DFW.

I'll be connected via various electronic communications devices, so have a great day and I'll report in here tomorrow!

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'Tis the Ides of March

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Kimberly and I have a tradition of marking this day each year, because we had such fun with it in high school English, when we were reading Julius Ceasar. Beware the Ides of March!

...This weekend, Jeff was trying to say the word "machete" with a Spanish accent, but it came out sounding Italian. No matter how many attempts he made to make it really fierce, it just sounded like some sort of pasta dish.  

Would you like some fresh grated Parmigiano-Reggiano with your machete?

Similarly, I cannot manage to say the Spanish word "crema" without sounding completely German. It's all about where you roll your R's, friends- front or back of the tongue. I have an automatic urge to roll any R after a C in the back. So when I say "crema," rather than a delightful crĂšme fraĂźche, it sounds like a WWII military command.

My crema -- FAR more terrifying than Jeff's machete.

Watched The Bachelor finale way too late last night. We knew he would pick Emily all along. Chantal is way more fun and outgoing than Emily... but I can see why HE likes her. ;) The after-show was surprising, especially since Brad was on the radio last week talking about how crazy in love they are. Riiiiiight. She had a pasted-on smile the whole time she was saying how jealous and angry she's been. I'm tellin' ya', this show is all sorts of crazy!

During our viewing of the show, Jeff spotted a new commercial he had seen and rewound the DVR to show Lauren and me. It is the cutest! I found an extended version on YouTube:

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