Random Recap

Taking a break from unpacking/reorganizing. WHEW.

Recapping the last few weeks I've been off the grid:

• GIG 'EM AGGIES! WHOOP! 4-0
• The two John Jay football players should be punished to the full extent of school, district, UIL and state/federal laws and rules. "We're not thugs." Give me a f'in break.
• Trump is too wackadoodle to win the Rep nomination, so people shouldn't worry about that. Voters will never actually push his button in the voting booth when it comes time to get serious and cast their votes. The bigger concern- Fiorina is actually second in some polls. Egads. She is awful.  Bush was very funny when he said during the last debate that he smoked pot and his mom was going to be upset upon hearing about it. Then tweeting this...
  
  
  
  Cute!
• My desktop computer is caput after being turned off to move it. It probably hadn't been turned off in a couple of years. We'll see if a new power supply helps or if it's truly toast.
• And this... hee!

 

Continuing the randomness...

Sunday Stealing: Really Random Meme

Do you believe that Walt Disney is really frozen? 
I don't think I heard he was. Wow. Maybe.

Do you believe its easy to forgive and forget? 
Depends on whether or not the person is remorseful.

When you feel like running away from it all who do you call? 
Cathy

Is there anyone who knows your entire life story?
Cathy

Have you had to have stitches at all in the last year? 
Nope

Which is coming next: Christmas or your birthday?
Christmas!

Have you ever been a clown for Halloween? 
Nope

What time did you go to bed last night?
Around 11:30

When did you get up this morning?
5:30

When was the last time it rained? 
Friday

Are your finger nails painted at the moment? 
No.

Do you ever go hunting/fishing?
No. My dad used to take me fishing sometimes when I was a kid.

Did you have an imaginary friend as a child? 
Nope.

Which parent do you look most like? 
My dad.

Do you have any friends who are famous?
Nah. One of my friends in high school was Audrey Rose star Susan Swift's sister. (Susan also went to our school, but I didn't know her.)

Do you use eBay to buy or sell? 
No

Is music a daily part of your life? 
Definitely

Is your self esteem high or low? 
It's pretty good at the moment.

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RATTLESNAKES

Hold on. The guy who is mowing my lawn right now is SMOKING while he mows. Ahahahaaa. Priceless. I don't think I've seen anyone smoke for the past 3 months. I don't think I even know anyone who smokes anymore. Oh, he's having issues with the mower now and trying to deal with it while holding the cigarette in his mouth. Honestly- what the...?! Put. The. Cigarette. Down. 

Anyhoo... our office building's maintenance department sent out an email saying that a 5-foot rattlesnake was discovered by the elevators on the first floor of our parking garage, and that another smaller rattlesnake (aren't they ALL smaller? yikes) was underneath the car parked behind the elevators against the wall. Um, that would be MY car. 

So Maintenance wrastled up some snake wranglers who reported that rattlesnakes are not nesting animals, so there isn't some central location that can be extracted to get rid of them. They're loners who roam free in the grassy area behind the building. We'll just have to be careful.

Over the next few days, two more large rattlers were seen on the sidewalk along the back of the building by the garage. (I've moved my car to the inside row, further away from the elevators.) We used to eat lunch outside along the sidewalk, at these picnic tables with a very nice shade cover and an unusual ever-present breeze, but NO MORE. 

Maybe when winter settles in.

*shudder*

Saturday 9: That's All (1983)
Unfamiliar with this week's tune? Hear it here.

1) In the lyrics, Phil Collins sings of a time he was wrong when he thought he was right. Tell us about a recent time when you got it wrong.

A study nurse reported that she was told to enter a something a certain way in the clinical database. I told the team that wasn't true, that she could enter it the other way as well. Then I happened to be looking at something else in the casebook guidelines which I wrote, and the instruction is actually THERE to do it as the nurse had described. OOPS.

2) The song is addressed to a lover that Phil clearly feels is contrary. When he says, "day," she says, "night." Is there anyone in your life who seems to disagree with you all or most of the time?

Jeff. It's not just me though! He's a debater with everyone.

3) This was Genesis' first Top 10 hit in the US. Can you name another Phil Collins or Genesis song? 

In the Air Tonight

4) Phil Collins is a model train enthusiast. Is there anything special that you collect?

I have a pretty good collection of Mary Engelbreit stuff, but I stopped collecting it years ago.

Yeah!

5) Collins was awarded an honorary doctorate from the Berklee College of Music in Boston. At the ceremony, he delivered the commencement address. When did you last give a presentation or deliver a speech? 

I presented at an investigator meeting in Berlin in March. Next up- Dallas!

6) One of Phil Collins' early solo albums was called, Hello, I Must Be Going. He took the title from a song in the 1930 Marx Bros. movie, Animal Crackers. What's the last black and white movie or TV show that you watched?

I have watched very few black and white shows or movies in my life. Oh, there was Clooney's Good Night and Good Luck!

7) In 1983, when this song was popular, the Lotus 1-2-3 program made it easier for PC users to build spreadsheets. Are you answering these questions on a PC or a Mac? Laptop or desktop? Tablet or phone?

Macbook Air laptop

8) 1983 is also the year when McDonald's introduced McNuggets. What's your favorite chicken recipe (assuming it's not McNuggets)?

Chicken Parmesan

9) In 1983, President Reagan signed the bill making Dr. Martin Luther King's birthday a holiday. What's your favorite holiday?

Christmas

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Football. Yeah.

This. From Good Bull Hunting.

Ha! Oh man. So great.

AND THIS:

Ahaha.

Speaking of the game just now- Um, can we run anything but Carson up the middle when we're in a pickle? No?

Questionable play calls aside, Kyle rocked (especially after being temporarily replaced by the freshman). Kyler, too. Lots of amazing new and returning talent on the field and a STRONG showing by the D. (Who knew?!) My favorite quote: "There's just too much Miles Garrett tonight." Chavis was a great addition to the coaching staff. Whoop!

Christian Kirk. WOW. Welcome to A&M!

SO PROUD OF OUR AGS. Whoop!!

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New Car!

I got a new car yesterday! A blue Acura TLX with grey interior...

Click me for a bigger version.

SO pretty!

In other news, turns out I'm friends with someone who knows the lovely Cindy Williams from "Laverne & Shirley."

Not really, but the silhouette looks like her, yes?? Ha!


Saturday 9: Hello, Dolly (1964)
Unfamiliar with this week's tune? Hear it here.

1) This song is about a woman returning to the town where she was happiest. How many towns have you lived in? 

Eight-- Worms, Germany; Pasadena, TX; Lenexa, KS; Deer Park, TX; Houston, TX; League City, TX; College Station, TX; Austin, TX

2) Crazy Sam played Ernestina in her high school production of Hello, Dolly! and still remembers one of her lines: "Hey, you with the big ears! What are you doing after the show?" Tell us something that you memorized for school that is still rattling around in your brain.

I remember all the words to the German Song "Tanz Mit Mir" I sang with my fellow Bluebird Girls in our senior musical, Carnival. (Can-can girls, yo!)

3) This week's featured artist, Louis Armstrong, got his start entertaining diners on riverboat dinner cruises. Have you ever taken a dinner cruise? 

A few. We recently went on a company dinner cruise on Lake Austin.

4) Armstrong took his nickname, "Satchmo," from "Satchel Mouth" -- a slang term for someone with a wide mouth, which Louis believed was his most distinguishing feature. What do you think people notice first about you?

My smile. I hear a lot of "You're always smiling!"

5) In 1936, Louis became the first African American to get featured billing in a Hollywood movie. Have you seen any of this summer's big movies?

Trainwreck, Pitch Perfect 2, Entourage, Jurassic World, Magic Mike XXL

6) When "Hello, Dolly" composer Jerry was growing up, he was close to an aunt named Belle who encouraged his love of music. Tell us about one of your aunts or uncles.

My aunt Teresa is the youngest of five kids, where Mom was the oldest, so Teresa and I are only 11 years apart. I've always thought of her like an older sister. She's a feisty, independent person and very funny and enjoys having a great time. We had a serious falling out a few years back, but thankfully, we've been talking via email every so often for about a year now. We hung out at my Grandpa's one afternoon last year, which I enjoyed a lot. Hoping to see her again this fall.

7) Though famous for composing the scores of Hello, Dolly!, Mame and La Cage Aux Folles, Jerry Herman can't read music. Can you?

Yep.

8) Now retired, Mr. Herman lives in Miami. This is Miami's "wet season," which lasts into October. When did it last rain where you are?

Friday! Shocking.

9) Random question: Have you suffered a sunburn this summer?

Not yet.

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Hill Country Drive to Drippin'

One of my friends' friends is having a baby girl they're naming Luna. So pretty! Pregnant ladies everywhere lately!

Jeff and I headed to Dripping Springs to Deep Eddy Vodka distillery and also to Hawk's Shadow Winery and Vineyard last weekend. Deep Eddy was superfun (my fave is the cranberry vodka). They have a nice view at the tables outside and a really large indoor lounge. We'll definitely go back.

Hawk's Shadow is beautiful! Stunning view from their huge patio...

Bring your own food and have some wine there. It will be perfect in the fall, when it's a bit cooler, but until then, there is a surprisingly refreshing breeze on the patio (and an indoor tasting area). The drive through the hills to get to the winery is pretty, too. 

Finally made it to Rolling in Thyme and Dough (I love clever business names) in Drippin' as well. It's always been closed when we've tried to go. The bakery is awesome! We'll have to go back for lunch or dinner in the cafe.

Sunday Stealing: I want you to be free from me Meme

Are your nails painted a dark or light color?  dark taupe
Have you ever order pizza online?  yes- Yaghi's
What color was the last candle you lit? red
Is there something written on your shirt right now?  nope
Is there a bookshelf in your room?  no
Do you own a treadmill?  not anymore
Have you ever signed up for a gym membership? I've been a member of an aerobics gym and a gym gym.
Is there a garbage can in your room? What color is it? yes, it's white
Have you ever read in the bathtub?  nope
Have you ever had to wear a hairnet?  no
Do you know how many pages the last book you read had?  150-ish
What day of the week does the laundry usually get done?  Wednesday
Do you use Facebook chat often?  Very rarely, but my work friends and I frequently use Facebook Messenger.
Do you have any baby pictures of yourself on your computer?  one with my mom and dad
Do you eat onion rings? Yes. Do some people not?
What flavor of tea did you last have? regular unsweetened
Do you own a bathrobe?  no
Did you/will you have coffee or some other form of caffeine today?  probably not
Do you have a mailbox or do you collect your mail from the post office? we have a mailbox
What was the last animal you saw, and was it a pet?  Maya, our cat
What was the last documentary you watched focusing on? the Nazis
Is there anything you need to remember to do before the day ends? get Mel's baby gift!
Is your car messy, or do you like to keep it clean?  it's pretty neat
Are you the type to wake up before the sun has even risen? yep
Do you get uncomfortable when people stare at you? yes
Have you ever been admitted to the hospital for a long period of time? I was in for a week several years ago, when they put me on blood thinners for a suspected blood clot in my lungs. Most boring week ever.

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Sunday Stealing

Friday night at the Round Rock Express game, a bee was flying around my face. I totally freaked out stood up from my seat and tried to wave the bee away. Then Jeff said the words no one wants to hear...

"The bee is stuck in your hair."

He tried to flick it away, but it was trapped in there. So I had to stand still and whimper while he looked for something to dig it out. He grabbed something (I have no idea what- a napkin?) and was finally able to flick it away like twenty minutes later.

Ok, it was 5 seconds. But it felt like forever.

Grrr! Bees!


Sunday Stealing: Shout Out The Answer Meme

Do you shout out the answers at the TV while watching quiz shows? 
Yes
 
Do you get over-involved with TV or movie plots at times? 
I'm not usually one to notice and point out plot inconsistencies. I do point out the really bad ones though. For instance, we watch Stalker, but I have an issue with the cops ALWAYS showing up at these completely random places, at any time of day or night, just before the stalker is going to kill the target. Every. Single. Time. (And always about five minutes before the end of the show.) They have some bizarre conversation first, where they lay out a ridiculous line of reasoning that leads them to a light bulb moment, where they figure out what remote desert location/completely unrelated person's home/dark beach the stalker is about to strangle/shoot/drown the victim. It's just very amusing.

What's the highest hill or mountain you've ever climbed? 
Climbed- probably Mount Bonnell in Austin (vertical gain=190 feet. YES!)
Reached the top by alternate means- Mt. Jenner in Bavaria (vertical gain=3943 feet), Pikes Peak in Colorado (vertical gain=7400 ft, still remember those switchbacks from when I was a kid)

Do you have a piggy bank? 
No, but as a child, I used to keep my money in a little metal treasure chest.

What's the fastest you've ever traveled in a car? 
90?

Could you ever hand milked a cow? 
I don't think so.

Which was your favorite science? Biology, Physics or Chemistry?
Biology
 
Have you ever had a surprise party? (that was an actual surprise)
Nope
 
Have you ever worn clothing with the labels/tags still attached? 
No.

Have you ever slipped on a banana skin?
Only while playing Mario Kart.

Are you scared of the dark?
Every now and then I have to turn a light on because I'm not sure I want to walk through a dark room at night.
 
Do you have a lawyer? 
No, but I have some friends who are lawyers, so if I ever need one, I'm ready!

If you had a paid year off, what would you want to do? 
Remodel my kitchen and the upstairs bathrooms, go to Puerto Rico, take an Alaskan cruise

How long did you last phone call last?
30 seconds
 
Have you ever helped someone across the road? 
No

Have you ever been wolf whistled in public?
Yes

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Saturday 9

Saturday 9: Heartbeat Song (2015)
Unfamiliar with this week's tune? Hear it here.

1) Kelly Clarkson is singing an upbeat song about falling in love. Think of your favorite love song. Is it about finding love or losing it?

Finding it!

...I'm a snowball running,
Running down into the Spring that's coming 
All this love
Melting under blue skies
Belting out sunlight shimmering love...



I so love that song!

2) This song was co-written by Kara DioGuardi, who was a judge on American Idol. Kelly was, of course, the first American Idol. Do you watch Idol, The Voice, or America's Got Talent?
We used to be very dedicated fans of AI, but haven't watched for years, ever since the original judges left. We watch The Voice.

3) In this video, Kelly is blonde. Clairol based a famous ad campaign around the assertion that "blondes have more fun." Tell us another commercial catchphrase (it can be for any product at all).
"Just do it."

4) As a young girl, Kelly wanted to be a marine biologist. She jokes that she changed her mind after seeing Jaws. Tell us about a movie that really scared you.
The Grudge. It was really different from most horror films at the time. The basic idea is that anyone who dies in a fit of rage leaves behind a manifestation of their anger. Sarah Michelle Gellar stars as an American nurse who moves to Japan and lives in a house that has the curse after a mother died there. It is super intense and VERY creepy!!

5) Kelly is very involved with NASCAR, performing at pre-race concerts and appearing at their Champions' Breakfast. Are you a race fan?
Nope.

6) Kelly is married to Brandon Blackstock, stepson of country superstar Reba McEntire. Are you a country music fan?
I'm a fan of all music, but country isn't one of my favorites.

7) The Blackstocks have a baby girl, River Rose. In May, the family visited an Australian wildlife preserve and introduced her to koalas and kangaroos. Have you visited the zoo this year?
Not yet!

8) Upon learning that she was getting criticized on Twitter for being "big," Kelly responded, "Say what you will. It's a free world. It doesn't bother me." How about you? Do you worry what other people think of you?
I care about what my friends and family think about me. If randoms on Twitter were talking about me, I couldn't care less.

9) She bid over $200,000 and won a ring that had once belonged to Jane Austen. (She doesn't have the ring, though; the British government banned its sale because it's a historic artifact and Kelly's money was returned.) She also has a first edition of one of Austen's novels. Who is your all-time favorite writer?
I'm not a fiction reader, so I don't have a fave.

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I'm About to Ruin Your Favorite Cookie Snack

This week, the DM gals had a very in-depth (pardon the pun) conversation about anal bleaching. It was absolutely hilarious, and I wish I could share every detail here, but unfortunately this is a rated PG blog. I do have to post this one priceless moment though, for posterity--

Me: ...You'd have to frequently participate in activities where someone is up close and personal with that area to put in that level of effort.
Jen: Well, that wouldn't be me. It makes me uncomfortable just to watch the commercials for those Hershey's things, where you dip the cookie sticks into chocolate.

I love her.


Sunday Stealing: I’ll spread my wings and I’ll learn how to fly Meme

1. Have you ever had a pen pal?
We did pen pals in elementary school with kids at a sister school in some far away state.

2. What’s your favorite breed of dog?
cocker spaniel

3. Can money buy happiness?
No, but there is a minimum of stress in having at least a safe place to live with a roof over your head and food on the table.

4. Do you listen to music when you’re down?
Definitely. Sometimes upbeat music to raise my spirits and other times sad music to really punch the feeling home. :)

5. What is one thing you spend way too much money on?
I wouldn't say we spend "too much" money on it, but we spend quite a bit of money on eating out, because I hate to cook and most of the time, it's the last thing I want to do.

6. Can you honestly say you’re okay right now?
At the moment? Yes. :)

7. What was the last thing you spent money on?
Other than dinner at Flores last night (ha!)... we made a trip to Sam's and bought granola bars and juice.

8. Is your current hair color mostly your natural hair color?
It's only my natural hair color.

9. Who have you texted in the last 24 hours?
Absolutely no one. I'm off the grid, yo.

10. Were you in a good mood last night?
Yes.

11. Do you have a reason to smile right now?
Yes, I am thankful for our great friends and that Lauren's pain is improved this week with new meds.

12. How often do you hold back what you want to say?
More than I should.

13. Do you think that in the end, everything will fall into place?
Yes

14. Are you currently looking forward to anything?
Aggie Night at the Round Rock Express game next weekend.

15. Do you have any TV shows on DVD?
Just Impractical Jokers and Square Pegs. We don't own many DVDs.

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Xanadu, Your Neon Lights Will Shine

Paul and Lori went to a party last night at the skating rink we frequented in middle school and posted a photo on Facebook. Holy wow!! What a flashback! So great.

I hope to see Trainwreck at some point this weekend. I can't wait for Vacation next week. Have you seen the red band trailer for Vacation yet?? Google now and view and laugh your butt right off.


Saturday 9: All the Way (1957)
Unfamiliar with this week's tune? Hear it here.

1) In this song, Frank sings, "who knows where the road will lead us?" Which leads Sam to ask, does your vehicle have GPS?
No, but I do use a separate GPS.

2) Sinatra introduced "All the Way" in the movie, The Joker Is Wild. During that film he also sang "Chicago (That Toddlin' Town)." A few years later, in the movie Robin and The Seven Hoods, he declared Chicago as his "kind of town." Besides Chicago, can you think of another city Frank immortalized in song?
San Francisco

3) When Frank was 19, he saw a pretty girl sitting on her front porch, giving herself a manicure. He went and got his ukelele and serenaded her. That girl became his first wife, Nancy. Tell us how one of your romances began. 
My friend and I started talking to the guys who sat in front of us in Physics my sophomore year of college. Jeff was one of those guys. At the end of the semester, he invited me to study with him for finals. After winter break, he asked me out on a real date, to the Baylor basketball game.

4) Both Frank and Nancy grew up in New Jersey. When you think of NJ, what else comes to mind?
My mom lived there for a year or two when she was a teenager and her dad was stationed at Picatinny Arsenal. She liked it and thought it was pretty, so I think about her being in middle school there in the 50's, in saddle shoes and a poodle skirt.

5) Sinatra made Las Vegas as famous for entertainment as for gambling. He was so identified with the Strip, that when he played Caesar's Palace the marquee simply said, "He's Here." Have you ever been to Vegas? 
Once with a large group of girls and another time with my aunt and her BFF. I LOVE Vegas.

6) Thin for most of his life, Frank was blessed with a metabolism that allowed him to whatever he wanted without gaining weight. He especially enjoyed clams posillipo. What's your favorite Italian dish?
Simple pasta with a good meat sauce. Mandola's has my favorite meat sauce of all time.

7) Perhaps because of his hardscrabble childhood, Sinatra was a soft touch for charities devoted to kids. One of his favorites was Variety, which sends disadvantaged children on day trips to museums, zoos and sporting events. Here's your chance to tell us about a cause that's near and dear to your heart.
MD Anderson Cancer Center in Houston. They help countless people every single day, through patient treatment and programs, life-saving research and student/professional oncology training.

8) Sinatra was a neat freak who couldn't stand dust or clutter and showered at least twice a day. He got this from his mother Dolly, who was compulsive about housecleaning and hygiene. Can you think of a time when you caught yourself doing something and thought, "I'm just like Mom/Dad!"
I think I'm just like my mom when I laugh, when I write lists, or when I bestow some valuable and insightful life observations on Lauren (rare, but it happens now and then!). I've also recently started twisting my hair around my finger on occasion, which freaks me out. Why would that behavior be genetic? Ha! I'm just like my dad when I am appreciating simple things, like a sunset or being with friends, or when I'm the one to say something positive and optimistic in the face of a shitstorm.

9) In 1998, Sinatra was buried with the things he always had in tow: a bottle of Jack Daniels, a pack of Camels, a Zippo lighter and 10 dimes. Why the dimes? According to his daughter, "He never wanted to be caught not able to make a call." Of course, 17 years later cell phones have replaced pay phones. Anyway, tell us what you always carry.
fingernail clippers (useful for all sorts of things), migraine meds (you do NOT want to get a migraine without meds on hand), Burts Bees regular lip balm (the best)

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Magic Mike XXL

Jen, Mel, Kyra, Crystal and I saw Magic Mike XXL last night. The movie was thin on plot. I mean, reeeeeally thin. But the dancing--

OH. MY.

If you missed the trailer, here's a sampling of the dancing.



Here's the teaser trailer again, too. Cuz... WOW.



The convenience store scene was SO funny and incredibly hot. We were dying the whole time. (Joe's my fave, so... bonus!) Joe's and Channing's performances at the end were the other two most magnificent moments of the movie, but all the dancing was amazing! Very very entertaining.

It will be more fabulous on DVD, when we can fast forward through all the talking parts.


Sunday Stealing: Let's Not Be Difficult Meme

1. Do you like your movies and books to be more lighthearted or serious? 
I love both types.

2. What’s more important, first impressions or lasting impact? 
Lasting impact, but poor first impressions are difficult to overcome.

3. Order these areas of psychological health from what you need the least improvement into what you need the most improvement in: physical, emotional, social, intellectual, environmental, spiritual?
Intellectual, Spiritual, Emotional, Physical, Environmental

4. Do you react appropriately to things and control your feelings? 
I react to things appropriately and control my feelings most of the time. I've certainly had some moments though. (One recently!) :)

5. Do you have stable relationships? 
Yep.

6. Do you need to be in a relationship to feel good about yourself? 
No.

7. Which is the clearest and most concise, your thoughts, your speech or your writing? Which is the least clear and concise? 
Most clear and concise- writing. Least clear and concise- my thoughts. I contemplate things more than I need to.

8. Are you always trying to learn new things?
Not necessarily. I'm more often trying to improve my knowledge of things I already know. I love an opportunity to learn something new, if it sounds interesting.

9. Do you feel at peace? 
Currently- no. Life is complicated, although FAR less chaotic than it was up to about a month ago!

10. Do you have strong morals and ethics that you believe in and adhere to? 
Of course.

11. Do you think of the needs of all humanity or just the needs of yourself and those you know? 
I do think about the needs of all humanity. Of course, unless we get into some sort of "Falling Skies" scenario, the needs of the people I know and love come first.

12. Do you recycle? 
Yes

13. Are you active in your community?
I haven't been lately, but I used to be.

14. Are you sensitive to the needs of others? 
Yep

15. Do you dress up to go out? 
Not often. I like to, now and then, but I prefer to be casual. Not workout-wear casual, but jeans casual.

16. What could make you lose respect for someone? 
The last time I lost respect for someone was when a coworker told me he "enjoys" and "gets a sense of satisfaction" whenever he gets the chance to berate a vendor.

17. If you won $1,000 every week until you die, would you still go to work?
No, I would volunteer for charity part-time.

18. What trend has been getting on your nerves lately?
People saying "No worries." I wasn't actually worried, but thanks.

19. Do you forgive yourself when you make a mistake?
Unless it's a minor mistake that doesn't affect anyone in a substantial way, I'm not quick to forgive myself.

20. Is ignorance really bliss? 
Sometimes.

21. What can be described as ‘even better than the real thing’? 
Nothing is better than the real thing.

22. What’s in your wallet right now?
the regular stuff plus a receipt from Waterloo, movie ticket stub and theater receipt from last night

23. Do you write letters that you never send?
I write texts and emails that I never send. I haven't written a letter in a long time.

24. Do you ever get the feeling people are laughing at you? 
No. Why? Have you heard something?

25. Who’s the one person you’d like to drop a house on?
Ahahahahaaa. People who know me know EXACTLY who it would be.

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