"There's No Effin' Wifi"

We were all gathered in the office yesterday, engaging in our weekly discussion of The Bachelor, when someone mentioned Mackenzie's son, whose name is Kale.

Me: Crystal would totally name her son Kale. Kale H***er. (her boyfriend's last name)
Crystal: Eww. I would not.
Me: I dunno. When you say it out loud, it actually sounds pretty cool. Like a power name.
Crystal: Like a superfruit?
Me: Well, I was thinking, like in a boardroom, but okay...

LIKE A SUPERFRUIT. Ahahaa.      

I dreamed last night that Kimberly met a guy while she was driving down from Wyoming to visit me, and they had hooked up and were now dating. Thanks, dreaming brain. There could not have been a weirder and more amusing choice of my friends to cast in that scenario.

Speaking of Kimberdoo, her hubby always writes the most HILARIOUS New Year's letters each year. Everyone looks forward to receiving it. One of his stories this time was about their son Luke (11 years old). They went to a restaurant one night and Luke said, "There's no effin' Wifi." Kimberly was beside herself with righteous indignation when Gib noticed there was a sign that was missing a letter.

He told Kimberly, "Luke's right. There's no F in Wifi."