Monday Monday

La La Land won big last night at the Globes! Woohoo! The film was great, and that opening number is AMAZING- the backdrop, the choreography, the song, the single take... just fabulous.

Attention hypochondriacs:

Never. 

Jeff and I are on our computers and a new show called Kiss Bang Love is on.

Jeff: How does this show work?
Me: I guess this girl kisses ten guys while they're both blindfolded and picks one or two, based on the kiss.
Jeff: Then they bang and decide if they're in love?

Bwahaha! Oh lawdy. It's not MTV, for heaven's sake.

Sunday Stealing: The Shipwreck Questions
You are shipwrecked with friends (your group can include real life or virtual life or both) think about it and pick some friends to truly enjoy your cruise + and tell us why you assembled the group by just telling us...

Who would throw the wildest parties, and why did you pick them? 

Sebastian. I picked him because he is so gregarious and has lots of great stories.

Who would always fall asleep on the couch, and why did you pick them? 

Julie. I picked her because she makes the most groan-worthy puns.

Who would enter to be in a talent show, and why did you pick them?
Cathy. I picked her because she is my lifelong partner in crime. And also the queen of open mic night.

Who would try to get out of doing their chores and why did you pick them?
Angel. I picked her because she is always up for anything.

Who would accidentally set the kitchen on fire whilst cooking and why did you stupidly pick them?
Doug. I picked him because he is the life of the party.

Who would try to domesticate an island pet and why did you pick them?
Crystal. I picked her because she is funny and observant and loves to travel.

Who would make the others carry their bags on a shopping spree and why did you pick them?
She would carry her own bags, but MelissaQ would go on a shopping spree. I picked her because always tells it exactly like it is... non-stop entertainment.

Who would throw the first person off the boat and why did you pick them?
ScottK. I picked him because he is funny and very knowledgeable about travel destinations and excursions.

Who would be the best caregiver when someone got sick and why did you pick them?
Kimberly. I picked her because it's fun to convince her to do things she wouldn't normally do.

Who would try to force the others to play sports with them and why did you pick them?
Kristy. She's a good time and would keep us all moving after eating all that cruise food.

Who would have the best holiday ideas for your space on the island and why did you pick them?
KathyL. I picked her because she's a fun travel partner and great bartender.

Who would need to clean out someone else's stuff to make room for their own and why did you pick them?
Laura. I picked her because she's hilarious and would keep us all entertained.

Who worries about how they will look when they’re older and why did you pick them?
I don't think I know anyone who worries about how they will look when they're older.

Who flashes everyone when they walk by after taking a shower alone and why did you pick them?
Shane. I picked him because he flashes everyone after he takes a shower.

Who wakes you to ask weird questions in the middle of the night and why did you pick them?
Jeff. I picked him because he has hunky shoulders and great hair.

Who will constantly ask you “what are you thinking about?” and why did you pick them?
Grant. I picked him because he is one of the most fun and kindest people ever.

Which of your friends on this island might be too touchy-feely while you interact, why did you pick them?
Jennifer. I picked her because she'll match me one-for-one drinking as many New Mexican Martinis as we want!

So, the Kiss Bang Love show is literally Kiss, then Bang (the contestant had an overnight stay with each of the two people she chose as best kiss), then pick the one you want to start dating. Super-lame!