R-O-W... D-Y!

Friday, January 25, 2013

Yesterday, while Lauren and I were doing our daily neighborhood walk, a cute little dog started following us. Well, actually he was mostly leading and glancing back. He stopped to pee on every bush we passed, and then we'd hear the clicking of his little toenails on the sidewalk as he ran to get in front of us again.

We walk twice around a big looping route, so we figured he would leave us whenever we got back to his house. We walked a while and soon came upon some of our neighbors across the street, who were out with their dog. Their dog started barking. Our little friend then darted across the street in front of a car, which luckily had seen him and stopped easily.

The neighbors said they see that dog running around without a leash all the time. At that point, we all took a look at his tag. His name was Rowdy. Aww. He lived a bit further down the road, near where he originally met us.

Lauren and I continued our walk with him. When we got to his street, he took a look down there, but kept following us. We led him to his front door and tried to walk away. Of course, he followed us again. So we had to personally deliver him to his owner, who thanked us, and then shook his head and said, "Rowdy, Rowdy, Rowdy..."

So fun to escort Rowdy on his adventure du jour!


Friday Five: Unusual Stuff

1. What’s the most surprising or unusual thing to be found in your wallet, purse, or backpack?
My anniversary ring. It needs new prongs, so it's in the coin part of my wallet, until I can deliver it to the jeweler.

2. What’s the most surprising or unusual thing to be found on your computer’s hard drive?
A couple of hilarious chatroom sessions with the fansite girls, from 2001.

3. What’s the most interesting thing hanging on your walls?
The awesome photo collage Laura made for me, of Lauren's and my VIP experience with Daughtry. Such a fun reminder of that night!

4. What’s the most uncharacteristic thing in your fridge?
Hoisin sauce

5. What’s something you’ve done in the past year that you thought was going to be awful but turned out pretty good?
Last summer, I made a hotel reservation in Massachusetts, about a half-hour outside Boston. It was a small-town deal, at a chain that I wasn't sure about. That trip, the hotel had to be more about location than quality. I kept thinking, it's only a place to sleep. We'd be at the family reunion at the beach house almost the whole time. The hotel turned out to be great!

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...And She Got a Job!

Thursday, January 24, 2013

Hello JAXON! *embarrassing, frantic, friend-mom waving*

Lauren told me she gave my blog link to besties-since-age-3 buddy Jaxon. She about sent me into a giggle fit, describing her glowing recommendation. "...It's a middle-aged mom blog. It has really good grammar..."

Hee! That is totally my new tag line.

Talking For Free: It's Us Who Make the Noise Middle-Aged Mom Blog with Good Grammar

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Lost at E Minor has this headline-


Must be some tiny bracelets.

Waka waka.

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Oh, and did I mention I got a job?!! Yeah, baby! We're still discussing my start date, which could be as early as next Wednesday. A few former coworkers and managers from my old job in 1993 are there. I think we all feel ancient thinking about it, but it's so cool to see them again. I am reminded of my favorite "work" photo, from a 1992 pool party at Melissa's. My hair is long and permed, and I'm wearing a bow headband and my company t-shirt.

That one may need a frame to go on my new desk!

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Disappointments Diary Available

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Good news, my pessimist pals and my curmudgeonly compadres!! The Disappointments Diary is now available in the US. Thank you, Nick for letting me know! Just visit disappointmentsdiary.com to order your copy. Click in the link at the bottom and choose the correct shipping option. I'm not affiliated with them, just sharing because their product is so awesome!


In other news, my friend... let's call him Joe, because I don't want to get anyone in trouble... is a football referee. Joe went to a certain university we'll just call Big State for purposes of this unnecessarily long story.

I was browsing Joe's Facebook page, because I haven't seen posts from him in months and was wondering why. (He used to be one of those who posted an uplifting message every morning at 5:30 a.m.  I may have taken him off my feed because of it.)

Well, there was a wall post from someone who said, "Hey Joe! I saw you on TV, working the Big State bowl game!! Awesome!"

He says, "That was me! It was great!"

Now, I'm not positive Joe was officiating, although it certainly sounded like it. I mean, maaaaybe there was a TV shot of him working concessions or something, but I'm fairly sure he was officiating.

Can you officiate a game for your alma mater?? It seems sort of shady. Maybe the better question is should you officiate a game for your alma mater?

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LOL

Monday, January 21, 2013

Hubby just sent me this:



Ha!

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Sunday Stealing

Sunday, January 20, 2013

Sunday Stealing: The Back 15 Meme

15) How do you vent out your anger?
Listen to pissy music. Loud.

16) Favourite toy as a child?
my Lemon Twist

17) Favourite season?
Spring

18) Do you ever get letters delivered by the post office?
I still get quite a few cards, but no letters.

19) When was the last time you laughed hard?
The last time was something that Laura said recently, and I told everyone about it, but I cannot remember it right now. Gah! It was as funny as the never-gets-old...

Laura: Do you feed the cat?
Five-Year-Old Lauren: No, he eats all by himself.
 
Priceless.

Hmm. Well, for some reason, I always fall on the floor laughing at the current AT&T commercial with the kid doing two things at once:



That kid is awesome. My other fave in that ad series- "...We could tape a cheetah to her back."

20) What is on the floor of your closet?
winter shoes/boots, 2 hampers, tripod

21) Are you any good at drawing?
nope

22) What did you do last night?
Lolo, J and I watched Pitch Perfect. It is one of the funniest films you didn't see last year! (Lauren and I did though.) Rent it!

23) What are you most afraid of?
Those Honey Boo Boo people. My heavens, WHO is watching that?

24) Plain, cheese or spicy hamburger?
plain

25) Favourite dog breed?
cocker spaniel

26) Favorite day of the week?
Saturday

27) How many states / provinces / countries have you lived in?
Rheinland-Pfalz in Germany + Texas and Kansas in the US...
One... tuh-HOO... th-REE. Three.



28) Diamond or pearl?
Girl, please. Diamond.

29) What is your wish for this new year?
peace on earth

30) New year resolutions?
Alt text for every image. Every. One. Right, web designers?

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Saturday 9

Saturday, January 19, 2013

My friend and former colleague has been working independently as a contractor for years now. On Wednesday, she got a call from someone she knows in HR at the company where I most want to work. She recommended me for the job they're trying to fill. Thursday I had a phone interview. Yesterday, I spent 4 hours at the office in face-to-face interviews. (And wearing heels. Oh. My. Gawd.) Barring my having unknowingly wrecked my chances at some point, I'll get an offer Monday.

YAY!!

It's no secret that I wouldn't be their ideal choice. Things are going so fast because they have projects coming in quickly and they need 2-3 people... like, yesterday. They would love to have folks with 20 years experience, or at the very least, current experience. The position will be a big challenge that I would be happy to take on. Luckily, many of the higher-level management are people with whom I worked at my old job, so they know me. That is probably the number one reason I have a shot at this at all.

My advice for job hunters is the same as I've received myself-- Network, network, network. Also reach out to friends and former coworkers who will likely have leads. Especially in this slow economy, companies like to hire people their quality employees know.

So please cross your fingers, folks. Job hunting can be a frustrating and exhausting process for anyone, but is particularly difficult when you've been out of the industry for almost 20 years. My search may finally be ending in a whirlwind hiring.


Saturday 9: Bette Davis Eyes

1) Has anyone ever told you that you resemble a celebrity?
Gib thinks I look like Laura Linney. Cathy's friend Jimmy said I look like Ellie Kemper.

In high school, it was always Molly Ringwald. In the 80's, if you had hair of a reddish hue, you were considered a dead ringer for her. Other than the freckles and fair skin, I look absolutely nothing like her. It's like saying all Asians look alike. Come on now.

2) Is there an actress or actor whose movies you make it a point to see?
Aside from the exceedingly obvious, I have made a point of seeing most of Jack Nicholson's films.

3) We're stopping for refreshments before we go in to see the movie. What's your refreshment stand order?
Coke Icee. Maybe popcorn, if you wanna share.

4) When did you last consume an alcoholic beverage? What was it?
I had wine at Kathy's last Saturday night. It was the 2009 Müller-Thurgau from Kramer Vineyards that my in-laws brought for me at Thanksgiving. Yummo. I had never heard of it before, but it is a white grape cross between a Riesling and Madeleine Royal (which I'd never heard of either). Touch of sweetness, but not too sweet.

5) Are you jumpy? Do you startle easily?
I can be. Not notoriously so, though. I usually startle around the house, when Jeff or Lauren come into a room after I've been alone there for a while.

6) Do you wear a watch?
I haven't for over ten years.

7) When was the last time you tried a new restaurant?
Several weeks ago, Jeff and I went to Lupe Tortilla in Westlake. The queso flameado was amazing (get the chorizo), and they have the best beef fajitas on the planet- no comparison.

8) What color is your wallet?
red

9) How much does it have in coins right now?
It has one lone quarter in it. I don't use cash very often and I rarely have any coins. If I get any, I dump them in a baggie as soon as I get home.

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Te'o's Fake Girlfriend

Thursday, January 17, 2013

So, how 'bout Manti Te'o's fake girlfriend? (Here's the full original story at Deadspin.)

What the...?! It would be bad enough that he was "Catfished" by a male friend, but evidence shows Te'o claimed to have met this woman several times.

From ESPN:

In an interview with ESPN for College GameDay on Oct. 2, Te'o said that Kekua's last words to him were "I love you." He also said that she was "the most beautiful girl I've ever met."
From Deadspin:
Te'o and Kekua meet after Stanford's 45-38 victory over Notre Dame in Palo Alto, according to the South Bend Tribune: "Their stares got pleasantly tangled, then Manti Te'o extended his hand to the stranger with a warm smile and soulful eyes." Kekua, a Stanford student, swaps phone numbers with Te'o.
 and also
"Every once in a while, she would travel to Hawaii, and that happened to be the time Manti was home, so he would meet with her there."
Yet, Notre Dame and most media outlets are going with the "poor Te'o was bamboozled by a fake online persona" angle.

Tsk tsk. It's not hard to see that it is the press, the university and the public who were bamboozled here.


Quantum leap...

LiveNation question on FB yesterday:

It was your first date. You wanted to set the mood. What was the first song on your mixed tape?

Isn't is a MIX tape? Hm.

My first date with Jeff was to the Baylor/A&M basketball game at G. Rollie White Coliseum, January 28, 1987. He took me to dinner first, where I talked way too much. (He's thinking now how little things change.) The first song on my basketball date mix tape would have been... "We Will Rock You!"



We lost that game by one point.

It was probably my Baylor-yellow sweater that did us in.

As for romantic songs at the time, I would go with "Take My Breath Away" by Berlin.


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Armstrong

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

But first... Bad Lip Reading of the NFL!




OK. Lance Armstrong...

The guy is a cheater. When he was finally caught, he lied about cheating. Perhaps even worse than being a cheater and a liar, he bullied those who threatened to expose him, using his power in the sport to manipulate the system and the people working in it.

Somehow he went from one of the most respected and admired people in the world to a PR disaster. I had almost forgotten about him, until he and his people started floating rumors about finally admitting to doping. Now there's a media circus surrounding the Oprah interview, which doesn't even air until Thursday. They're trying to milk this for every second of airtime they can get, when he would have been far better off drifting into obscurity.

It's heart-breaking that the Livestrong Foundation is suffering because of all this. It's one thing to throw away your own reputation. To take down a highly successful, life-saving non-profit with you is very unfortunate for us all.

My buddy JeffP presented some very eloquent anti-Armstrong commentary yesterday when engaging his Facebook friends. Then at one point, he said, "At least he had the ball to finally come clean."

Sure, you're cringing now, but when the opportunity comes up, you know you're going to repeat it.  ;)

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I am Not Really a Wizard

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

One of the clips the Drafthouse played before The Hobbit was this scene with Sir Ian McKellen and Ricky Gervais, from a show called Extras. So great!


Sir Ian McKellen explains "acting" on Extras

Brad | Myspace Video


"Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian... Wizard YOU SHALL NOT PASS!... Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian..."


 Patrick's Saturday Six: S  

1. S is for SEW: What is the extent of your sewing talent?
I can use a sewing machine for straight lines, and make things like simple curtain panels, pillowcases etc. I can sew on buttons and do minor repairs by hand. That's about it.

2. S is for SHOPPING: Which store do you dread visiting the most?
Ross. That place has an icky feel to it. It's not dirty, per se, but it feels cluttered and messy. I only go there if I'm looking for inexpensive home decor or in the mood to spend time hunting for a great bargain.  

3. S is for SONG: What’s the last song that got stuck in your head?
"Wide Open Spaces." Thanks, Pedro.

4. S is for SPEED: As a general rule, how close (in miles per hour) do you stay to a posted speed limit?
within 4mph

5. S is for STRIP: Would you be more or less likely to attend a party if you knew strippers would be present?
I assume you mean male strippers. I wouldn't be any more or less likely to attend. I enjoy watching male strippers dance, but as soon as they come over and want you to put your hands all over them, it gets weird. I know, you guys are wishing female strippers did that.

6. S is for SUGAR: When you want to sweeten something, are you more likely to use real sugar, the pink packet, the blue packet or the green packet?
blue packet

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Golden Globes

Monday, January 14, 2013

The Golden Globes are SO much fun to watch! I love the fashion and the celeb-spotting and the irreverent vibe. Then, as a bonus, I enjoy the awards, too! Definitely my favorite awards show of the year.

Tell me, how can Robert Downey, Jr., Bradley Cooper, Hugh Jackman and George Clooney be in such a small room and there not be some critical mass of handsomeness that causes the whole place to spontaneously combust? The world may never know.

What the hell was up with Lena Dunham? Why couldn't she walk? Bad shoes, I'm guessing, but she never referenced them. If my shoes were hurting that bad, or were too high, I would mention it in one of my speeches. And I would take them the heck off! It's the Globes, not the Oscars. It's okay to be barefoot there.

Someone said she wasn't used to walking in clothes. Bwahaha. I haven't seen the show, but I've been watching the trail of its stars on Letterman the past week. Lots of nudity, evidently. Especially Lena's character.

Of all the premium-channel shows that I'm not able to watch, Homeland is the one I wish I could see. Claire Danes was beautiful last night! I've always really liked her. The show looks awesome from the clips I've seen.

Too bad for Silver Linings Playbook that Les Mis came out this year. Both amazing films in the comedy/musical category, but Les Mis is the big-money blockbuster there. It won best comedy/musical. Anne Hathaway totally deserved her win for best supporting actress. Not bad for twenty minutes in a film. And of course, Hugh for Best Actor in a comedy/musical. Jennifer Lawrence won for Best Actress though!

Quentin Tarantino is a talented guy, can be very funny, but his narcissism drives me up a wall.

My Facebook peeps, without exception, loved Jodie Foster's speech. I hated it. It was rambling and some parts I just plain didn't understand. She would go one direction and then pull it back and seemingly go in the opposite direction. For instance, she seemed to say that she was quitting show biz, that she wanted to be heard but not seen, and then said we'd be seeing her a lot with a microphone that wasn't as sparkly as the ones we're used to seeing her with. We thought that was an announcement that she was going into politics or news.

She made a joke about announcing she was single, rather than announcing she was gay, which I thought we already knew. Didn't she come out last year? Last night people were saying she came out during the speech, but I thought she was already out, and if not, she didn't actually come out in that speech, other than to say that her ex was a woman (at which time, the camera focused on her two sons, about the older of whom I remarked, "That's her ex? She looks like a teenage boy.")

Then she talked about wanting privacy, but wasn't she just telling everyone she was gay? She seemed to say she was retiring, but told reporters after the speech that she was not retiring at all. She was as into acting as she's ever been.

Very confusing. I think she was trying to purposely be elusive, and it just came across as unfocused to me. I still think she's an amazing actress and director! She just needs a speech writer. Or maybe less of whatever she was drinking.

Speaking of writers, during his speech for Best Actor in a Dramatic Film, Daniel Day-Lewis said of Lincoln screenwriter Tony Kushner, "Every day, I have to live without the immeasurable wealth of your language, which reminds me every day of the impoverishment of my own." Oh man. Best. Compliment. Ever.

Loved Amy Poehler and Tina Fey, especially after Lena Dunham said their humor had "gotten me through middle school."



"Actually, she might need a medic." *snort*

Fab job, ladies.


A note- Jeff and I saw The Hobbit again yesterday, this time with Lauren, Kathy and Alex, and also for the first time in 3D HFR. It was really, really cool. Angel had the best description of HFR: It looks like you're watching a play, like the actors are actually standing in front of you, rather than on film. I can sometimes get motion sickness, and I had heard this was a problem for a lot of people, but I had absolutely no issues with it. I agree that, in the HFR version, the special effects are occasionally very obvious and look fake. On the flip side, some of the CGI creatures, like the wargs, I thought were more real and all the more impressive because of it.

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