Have you ever...

Have you ever heard an Amber Alert on the radio? How about around midnight, alone in your car, on a dark road on a Friday night?

SCARY.

First, your favorite song simply stops mid-verse. Next, you get the annoying signal that "in case of a real emergency, would be followed by information and instructions..."

Then you wait.

For the instructions.

And you think... TERRORIST ATTACK!

Then the radio goes from stereo to mono, and a police officer starts talking in that crackly police radio voice.

*crackle crackle* "This is an Amber Alert." *crackle crackle*

Since you're a little freaked, you think, I know Orange and Red. I don't know all the alert levels, but Amber canNOT be good.

"We are looking for 1-year-old John Smith..."

Then you realize, Oh. AMBER Alert. Got it.

*crackle crackle* "He has been abducted by 26-year-old..."

I am telling you. This officer sounds like he is talking directly to you from his radio. Best idea ever for catching these fools. It's just a little creepy in the middle of the night.