Coming Soon: Unisex Bathrooms

But first... You can't get away for a nooner at a small company without everyone being all up in your business. Mel randomly disappeared for a long lunch today and everyone and their brother asked Jennifer and me where she was. (She said it wasn't a nooner when I made that joke. Yeah, yeah...)

So yeah. I think the next big thing is unisex bathrooms. Not the one-off, single room ones, but making all public bathrooms open to both genders. We've pretty much abandoned separate men's and women's fitting rooms, so bathrooms are the next logical thing.

That will mean more bathrooms for the ladies. YES. They would have to get rid of urinals though. What will guys do for social time?

There will be a lot more sex in bathrooms, with everyone going in there.

Just saying.

KathyL: I've actually seen unisex bathrooms before. They just have doors on the stalls that go all the way to the floor.
Me: Cool. Then the only thing missing is a space to straighten your cami or adjust your bra or whatever, since you can't just do it in front of the sink anymore.
KathyL: They could put mirrors on the inside of the stall doors. Then you can just adjust things in the stall.
Me: That makes it even MORE interesting for all the people having sex in there. Heck... now I'm looking forward to this.

Heh.

Friday 5 Bonus Questions

1. If someone insisted on paying for it, would you rather have a gardener, a housekeeper, a personal chef, a driver, or a personal assistant?
EASY! A personal chef.

2. If someone insisted on paying for it, would you rather have a personal masseuse (or masseur), a sex surrogate, a personal trainer, a therapist, a makeup artist and hair stylist, or a life coach?
Makeup and hair, please.

3. Would you rather have a non-creepy secret admirer who sent you the occasional small gift and admiring note, a professional agent who kept an eye out for your next job and applied on your behalf and negotiated your salary, a private investigator who found out what people are saying about you and found out interesting things about people you know, or a personal photographer to capture all your special moments in ways that always made you look your best?
Personal photog.

4. Would you rather have limitless closet space (for clothes only), limitless shelf space (for books and music only), limitless hard-drive and cloud storage, or an eidetic memory?
Eidetic memory.

5. Would you rather have perfect pitch, the ability to do long or tricky math problems quickly in your head, ambidexterity, an inerrant BS detector, or the uncanny ability to know exactly what the weather’s going to be like in your neighborhood within twenty-four hours?
Perfect pitch.

6. In what way have you stubbornly refused to grow up?
Being an enthusiastic fangirl of talented musicians.

7. In what way have you stubbornly refused to be open-minded?
I can't stand when people convicted of heinous crimes spend decades in prison and then suddenly get off. After all their trials and all the evidence over all those years, someone magically gets them out of trouble. It takes a LOT to even make it into prison at all. I think some are just able to play the system.

8. In what way have you stubbornly refused someone else’s kindness?
I lost a baby several years ago when I was six months pregnant. A girl I knew at the time happened to be in a support group for moms who had experienced a stillbirth. She talked with me and invited me to join their group. She was incredibly sweet and helpful, and normally I'm receptive to that sort of kindness. It was just one of those situations where, at the time, I didn't want to be the center of attention, nor did I want to champion any causes or become a part of a group. Many feel comforted by those very things, but for me in that situation, it was overwhelming.

9. In what way have you stubbornly refused to be apologetic?
I refuse to be apologetic for my fangirly behavior at concerts. :p

10. In what way have you stubbornly refused to take a short cut?
There are so many things in life that don't have short cuts, that I take any that I can!