Don't Drink and Park

I can't find the actual photo online, but there was a very interesting parking lot collision last week across the street from Apple's south campus.

Jeff: ...There is terrorist parking there...
Me: Terrorist parking?
Jeff: Yeah.
Me: For terrorists?
Lauren: Oh. He's saying "terrorist."
Me: Terrorist?
Lauren: No, like a terrace. "Terraced."

Dang Texas accents.

So some guy allegedly enjoyed a few adult beverages while sitting in his car in the parking lot on the higher level. When security asked him to leave, he floored the gas and rammed the pickup truck straight ahead of him, knocking the pickup over the edge of the terrace, onto the car on the next terrace below. Sorta like my rendering here:

Although... more "crunched" and less "boob-like tires."

Wouldn't you love to come out of the office at the end of the day to find your car/truck like this?