TGI Friiiiidaaaaay

HA. I almost forgot to share my best line of Burlesque Night. Ari (not her full name, because it's unique and everyone would be able to locate her in this post with a mere click of The Google) has a beautiful Spanish name. We started class by going around the room and saying our first names. Ari says her name.

Instructor: Oooooh. *repeats her name* I like that.
Me: That's her stripper name.

Ahaha. *bows* It's all in the timing.

(Not sure I was supposed to tell that joke TO a stripper, but there you go.)

Want your own stripper name? Tired of "First Pet/Street You Grew Up On?"  Watch Jane Lynch play the Stripper Name Game.

Mine are--

First Perfume/Western State: Charlie California
Favorite Dessert/Eastern State: Cheesecake Massachusetts
Favorite Fruit/Favorite Shoe: Strawberry Bandolino
Native American Tribe/Favorite Hair Color: Shawnee Red
What You Named Your Favorite Barbie Doll/Favorite Newscaster's Last Name: Linda Cooper (bwahaha!)
Commonly Used Birth Control Pill/Kind of Piano: Yasmin Kimball


The Alabama game-- tomorrow at 2:30 CST. I cannot WAIT!!!11!!111!!!!!!! We'll be there early to get in on all the action on campus, and then screaming our heads off for three hours from the 17th row. Look for us in the end zone. Johnny likes to come in on our corner. Good luck, boys! GIG' EM!!