Saturday Six

1. You have to leave a snack for Santa, but you’re concerned about his health so you don’t want to leave sweets: what healthier snack would you choose instead?
Grapes!

2. Santa decides to be especially generous this year, and says he’ll bring you a car. What make and model would you like to find in your driveway on Christmas morning?
BMW Z4 Roadster, in Montego Blue please

3. Santa is also giving you a vacation to any spot in the world for a week. Where would you like to go?
Sydney, Australia

4. Take the quiz: What will be in your Christmas stocking?

Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With Coal You haven't been *that* naughty this year
Santa is just screwing with you

5. When was the last time you had a picture taken with Santa Claus?
When I was 2.

6. If Santa could bring you 12 of any single item mentioned in the lyrics of “The Twelve Days of Christmas,” which gift would you choose and why?
I won't go for the obvious golden rings. I'll say 12 partridges in pear trees. They would look so Christmas-y in my backyard. Wait. How big are these trees?