Improv Everywhere... Plus Google Game

Time waster alert! Hilarious vids of Improv Everywhere's stunts at their website. My favorite mission of all is Best Game Ever. How awesome.

Happy Birthday Dad!!

And a Google Game...
For each question, type your name where told to do so. Use the first result that is logical as its own sentence for each question.

1. Type in "[your name] needs" in Google search:
Kathy needs to give herself some credit.

2. Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Kathy looks like a rich suburban transvestite, happily living out her golden years wearing tacky clothing and riding around on penis-shaped floats, waving to the crowd like the Queen Mother.

3. Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
Kathy likes pink.

4. Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
Kathy says: Zest those lemons, among other money-saving tips.

5. Type in "[your name] wants " in Google search:
Kathy wants a pay-raise from Bravo.

6. Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Kathy does an awesome job with what most of you don't realize exists in this business- the %&*#$@* books.

7. Type in "[your name] hates " in Google search:
Kathy hates it when other people keep her from getting much-needed sleep and when someone is being narrow-minded.

8. Type in "[your name] can" in Google search:
Kathy can keep her Bravo contract & comedy clubs & go around saying all the filthy, vulgar things she says for the people who appreciate that sort of thing.

9. Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
Kathy goes in for a blood test- she's already tried a home pregnancy kit.

10. Type in "[your name] is" in Google search:
Kathy is an oceanography officer in the U.S. Naval Reserve, holding the rank of Captain.

11. Type in "[your name] loves " in Google search:
Kathy loves the ocean, the crashing of the waves, and collecting worn shells in the soft white sand.