Mmmmmkaaaay...

OMG, y'all. This is the worst lie ever from a guy about his marital status. And I've heard a couple of doozies the last few years, so brace yourselves.

Steph's former boyfriend from back in the day, who's been talking seriously about moving to Dallas to be near her, says that he's been divorced for several years. Recently, he admitted the ex-wife has been living with him since the divorce, but they sleep in separate rooms, blah blah blah...

Steph has tried to get him to friend her on Facebook all this time, but he never has, although they talk on the phone and text all day long. Regarding his Facebook relationship status (which she can't even see), he said:

Just so you know, I had to change it back to "married," because when I switched to "single," too many women were hitting on me.

Ahahaha! He's GOT to be kidding.

She's not talking to him anymore. :)


My department is doing the 100 Squats a Day for 30 Days Challenge, invented by Crystal to get us moving. More than getting a workout, I appreciate the entertainment value of seeing all of us in a room doing squats together in our work clothes. (Crystal is the best, because she wears 6-inch stilettos every day.) We do five sessions of 20 squats each. Melissa makes us hold for ten seconds at #10 and #20, or some other interesting torture each session.

I suggested that next month we dance for one song five times a day. Each of us gets to pick a song from our phone to play. It was wildly accepted by the gang (well most of them), so next month it's the 5 Songs a Day for 30 Days Challenge. We may even make Finance join in. For now, they just like to watch.

(Yeah.... I'd heard that about them.)