She's Really Pretty Though

At lunch today with the gals, we talked about someone we know, who is frustrating to work with, because she never seems to understand or have answers for any questions she is asked, never is on top of her schedule, etc. Just not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

"She's really pretty though!" Jennifer says.

I told her she sounded like Paula Abdul on American Idol. "Mary, you look so pretty tonight!" Your song sucked donkey balls! But you look cute. So there's that.

Later, Jen was talking about how much she hates math. She finds it difficult and had the worst time with it during college.

When we got back to the office, Jen and I had a meeting. At the end of the meeting...

Stace (to Jack): ...So we'll just do some math on the back end to address that issue.
Jack: Right.
Jen (under her breath, to me): Math.
Stace: What?
Me: Oh, we were just talking at lunch about how much Jen hates math.
Stace: Aww. She's so pretty though!

Bwahaha! Ohmigosh, that was hysterical. We were dying!