The Dick Novel

Kathy: I really liked Tom Cruise in that movie... the Dick novel?
Me: The Dick Novel?
Kathy: Yeah... Minority Report! Philip Dick's book.
Me: Oh. Right.

I heard it was more of a short story.

Ba-dum-bump- kshhh.


Sunday Stealing: The "What's Your Story" Meme

1. What is the strangest thing you have ever eaten in public? 
As a rule, I don't eat "strange things." I like escargot, which my daughter would say qualifies.

2. If you had to go on an adventure, with elves, dwarves, or hobbits, who would you take and why?
HA. Elves. They're very perceptive and observant and will see things you didn't notice. They're also practically immune to alcohol, so you've got a designated driver.

3. You are at a rural retreat lodge somewhere deep in Wisconsin or Canada. You are approached by a taxidermist who hands you a stuffed badger and asks you to put it in your lap. What do you do next?
I put it in my lap.

4. If you were given biscotti, would you prefer it with coffee, tea, or hot chocolate?
Coffee

5. In your opinion, who is the funniest man or woman alive today?
Amy Poehler

6. If you were given thirty seconds on television to say something, what would it be?
My fellow Americans, it is time to demand term limits for Congress...

7. What is your idea of the most romantic date setting ever?
On the very quiet, very private balcony of an amazing hotel room, overlooking an utterly awe-inspiring view.

8. If you could go on one date with a movie or television star, who would it be and why?
Clooney. Because he's totally hot.

9. What is the worst song you have ever heard?
"Fireflies" by Owl City

10. If you could live anywhere else, where would it be?
Honestly- Florida. Idealistically- Hawaii.

11. Who- in your opinion- was the greatest person to ever live?
"Thinking questions" today? Alright. Other than my mom, I'll go with Theodor Geisel.