Poop on a Stick

I have been known to say "poop on a stick!" as an alternative to the F word or other expletives. One day Lauren was talking about the show Off the Map, and something happened to make me say "poop on a stick!" but it came out "poop on a map!" A giggly discussion followed about how for some reason "poop on a stick" sounds like a noun, while "poop on a map" sounds like a verb. Why is that?!

Just after we told Cathy that story, Lauren opened a gift her friend Aaron brought her from Disney World. She pulled a glass sculpture out of the box and announced, "It's... POOH!"

Hysterical if you were there.

Quote of the night last night, over a cheese/fruit tray appetizer at The Grove:

CJ: This cheese tastes like a petting zoo smells... I like it!


Sunday Stealing

1. Who was the last person you went shopping with?
Cathy at IKEA (got the dresser and some super-awesome drawer organizers) and Round Rock Outlets (Loft is having a great sale!)

2. What is something you need to go shopping for?
art for Lauren's new room

3. Do you have the same first name as one of your relatives?
nope

4. What kind of car do (did) your parents drive?
Not sure what my dad is driving these days.

5. Are you rich?
In life's blessings. Heh.

6. If you could spend one intimate night with a celebrity, no questions asked, never to see them again, who would it be?
George Clooney. Colin Farrell would probably be more of a wild and crazy night, but I don't want to sleep with anyone who's slept with Britney Spears.

8. What famous person do you look like? Feel free to use this facial match program by clicking here. Show us at least the celeb photo.
Ellie Kemper

9. What is the most daring thing you've done recently?
Egads. I can't think of a thing.

10. Say you were given a pregnancy test right now. Would you pass or fail?
pass

11. Which sex scandal of the last decade bothers you the most?
the John Edwards thing

12. Do you know anyone in jail/prison?
no

13. What are your plans (or what have you done) this weekend?
Cathy, Jeff and I hung out at home on Friday night. Cathy and I went shopping yesterday afternoon and KathyL joined us for appetizers and wine at The Grove. Then we went back to KathyL's to swim, and chatted into the wee hours of the morning. Today we'll probably see a movie. Tonight I'll help Lauren finish packing for camp.

14. Have you ever woken up and not known where you were?
Not for more than a second.

15. What were you doing at midnight last night??
Having a margarita, chatting with Kathy and CJ in Kathy's living room.

16. Last restaurant you went to?
The Grove

17. How many hours did you sleep for last night?
5

18. Which is more distracting: Sexting while driving or sex while driving?
sexting

19. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
At 8 a.m. on a Sunday morning? Nah.

20. Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle? 
Several times.