Prince was here

That Other Paper reports that Prince played a private party here at the Belmont last Saturday. Wowee kazowee.

Inside sources tell That Other Paper that a very, very wealthy individual has commissioned Prince to fly to Austin and regale his wife with Princey hits and over-sexified renditions of “Happy Birthday.”

Over-sexified renditions of "Happy Birthday." How awesome would that be. Only $1 million!

Can I say how much I love that picture of the girl with the poster in the article? Her expression is priceless.