"Natural" Cat Food

Cathy, her roommate Jimmy and I had a great conversation Saturday morning.

Jimmy: They're saying that cats should be eating more natural cat food.... Like, the first ingredient should be chicken breast, not chicken parts or corn meal.
Cathy: Oh. My. Gawd. Chicken breast is human food. They're cats. They can eat chicken parts and corn meal.
Jimmy: It's just more natural. Like beef cat food should have...
Cathy: Cats don't even eat cows. That's not natural at all. There are no cats in nature hunting cows.
Me: Eww. Thanks. Now I find beef cat food to be completely disturbing. That is creepy.
Cathy: I know!
Jimmy: And they don't eat tuna either.
Me: Do they even eat chickens?
Jimmy: I don't think so.
Me: People wouldn't have barn cats on farms if cats ate chickens.
(as if I have a clue)
Jimmy: They're too big.
Me: Maybe they eat chicks then.
Cathy: Eww...

We went through every cat food we could think of, and cats don't normally eat any of those things without humans feeding it to them. (Chicken, beef, tuna, salmon, grilled meats, turkey, gravy...) Cathy and I decided that our new side business will be real natural canned cat foods, offering a selection something like:

Mockingbird Dinner
Lizard Lunch
Field Mouse Puree
Goldfish Tartare
Fiesta Spider Stew with bits of Colorful Strings and Ribbons and Tinsel

Our natural filler will be kitchen floor crumbs, but it will never be the first ingredient. And we city girls don't know if cats eat baby chickens, but because they're cute, we won't put any in our products. Guaranteed 100% chick-free.

Find them at your local high end pet store soon!

Kiptyn- and Maya-Approved!