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What?! I didn't tell y'all about Zack and Miri Make a Porno? OMG. I love Kevin Smith and this is one of his best. It is one filthy, hilarious movie. Not for the easily offended... or even the moderately tolerant. There's your warning. Now the other 95% of you who read this blog, go out and rent it today.

From IMDB: Lifelong platonic friends Zack and Miri look to solve their respective cash-flow problems by making an adult film together. As the cameras roll, however, the duo begin to sense that they may have more feelings for each other than they previously thought.

The love story is cheesy, but cute. It's just a backdrop for the hilarity.

Justin Long in his funniest, although possibly briefest, role. I can't even explain why he had me in tears of laughter. You just have to see it.

Jason Mewes is surprisingly attractive without the long hair.

Just as funny as the flick is the DVD bonus material. Seth Rogan has THE goofiest laugh I've ever heard. And the whole sh*t shot thing.... ahahahaaaa and eww.

On the remodel front----- everything went terribly wonky yesterday afternoon. The mirrors were a no go, and then the plumber realized that he won't be able to install my tub fixture now that the cabinet is installed in his way. Jeff, the GC and I all told him that two weeks ago when the whole tub was opened up. Did he listen? Noooooo. So they aren't sure what to do. They'll probably have to cut a panel out of the side of my brand new custom cabinet. Hidden from the outside, but visible from the inside. Freakin' GRR.