The Two Sickest Films Ever

And not in a good way.

The most disturbing film I'd ever seen was Boxing Helena...

A surgeon becomes obsessed with the seductive woman he once had an affair with. Refusing to accept that she has moved on, he amputates her limbs and holds her captive in his mansion.  

...until Sunday, when we watched something called The Human Centipede...

A mad scientist kidnaps and mutilates a trio of tourists in order to reassemble them into a new "pet"-- a human centipede, created by stitching their mouths to each others' rectums.

Let me just tell you, you don't want to be the middle person in that arrangement. I see there is a Human Centipede II and that III is going to be released in 2013. Wow. We can blame this one on the Dutch, but Boxing Helena was a US production, so there's blame to go around on these things.

Rent them and see the train wreck. You can't look away. Plus it's pretty entertaining to heckle them. There's even a fun Human Centipede drinking game!

...6. If someone poos in someone else's mouth you have to pour your drink in the person on your left's mouth, preferably until they chunder...

LOL


Patrick's Saturday Six

1. What canned vegetable do you have the most of in your pantry?
Corn, because twice I bought cans for a recipe and then didn't end up making it. I don't serve canned corn at all, so it will be sitting there until I make this silly recipe... twice.

2. What flavor of salad dressing do you have the most of in your refrigerator?
Brianna's Blush Wine Vinaigrette - THE best

3. Do you prefer butter, margarine or a butter substitute?
I prefer butter, because it's natural, but it's not spreadable, so I usually use tub margarine for spreading.

4. Which kind of cooking oil do you use the most?
canola

5. Take the test: Do You Eat Like a Liberal or a Conservative?
You Eat Like a Conservative
You may or may not be a political conservative, but studies show you sure eat like one. You gravitate toward comfort foods and classics. And you don't waste your time with fancy food trends. You prefer to eat what's tried and true. You get annoyed with people who have hangups about what's healthy. Pass the mac and cheese, meatloaf, fried chicken, and apple pie. Your tastes are all-American as they come! 

6. Not counting water, how many different kinds of drinks are there in your refrigerator?
five- OJ, 2% milk, skim milk, wine, decaf tea