This is a Splash Zone

I saw a bunch of people on TV at SeaWorld San Diego. They were in the splash zone, covered in park-provided plastic. WTF? It's water! Plus it's clearly marked that you may get totally soaked sitting there. Some people would knock over their own grandmother to get one of those seats! Fuddy duddies.

Gotta love this from the guy who runs Improv Everywhere. A comment on their recent "No Pants Day" on the NYC subways... Sometimes It's Fun to Respond to YouTube Comments

The Clooney is hosting his big Haiti telethon tonight. I like the way he runs these things, with all the star power getting people to watch and give. Should be great, even though he doesn't appear much. If he'll shave all that hair off his face, I'll donate $1000.
 
With Timberlake to appear on the telethon, I keep thinking about one of Lauren's famous lines from when she was about 7...

Lauren: Is NSYNC a Christian group?
Me: No.
Lauren: Oh. Are they Jewish?

HI-larious.


Friday Five

1. What’s your favorite “just add water!” food?
Betty Crocker Warm Delights Minis (only 150 calories. it's a small serving of real cake. and chocolate. and cooks in the microwave. no dish to wash. It's the best.)

2. What’s your favorite thing to add vinegar to?
fried fish

3. What’s something weird you’ve added to normal food?
I put mayonnaise on french fries every once in a while. It's not weird. It's European.

4. What’s your favorite thing to add whipped cream to?
Ahahaaaaaaa. *ahem* I'm not a whipped cream person when it comes to desserts. Pumpkin pie is the only thing that requires it.

5. What’s something you refuse to add anything to, even though most people add something?
It's not that I don't add "anything," but most everyone likes cheese on their hamburger and I always have it without.